Well, I'm interested in a little more than "sounds like" for evidence.
This from the guy who makes thing up like Satan disuising himself as a snake and the tree being destroyed in the flood. The tree is an alternative source of everlasting life. Eat the fruit and live forever, according to Genesis.
It wasn't controlled by an angel, it was controlled by God. Really, now, do you think God could fail at this task? Yes or no? If yes, it is your theology that is bad. If no, then it is not a possible source of salvation. (Nor has it even been established that is what it actually offered in the first place.)
God gave the angels the task. You really have to read what the text says. But it does not matter that God forbids the source, however successfully he or his appointed servants keep humanity away the tree. The tree can give everlasting life. It is a cure for death. Jesus is not the only one, if the tree is literal. Instead of pointing to the true source of life, the tree proclaims a competitor so effective we had to be kept away from it.
No, your telling what one interpretation is.
If the tree is a literal tree then a text says it could give everlasting life to those who eat it.
That means Jesus is not the only one who can do that.
Again, if that is how inept you think God is, then it is your theology that is bad.
God is not inept because the story is not literal. You want a literal tree but ignore what the text says about the tree. Deal with the text. If a literal interpretation portrays an 'inept God' as you put it then there is something wrong with the literal interpretation.
Nope, it is your interpretation of it.
God proclaimed Adam would die, but Adam would have lived forever if he had eaten the fruit. How can a literal interpretation say anything else?
And nothing states that that life is anything but physical.
So? Adam would have lived forever without God's help and without restoring his relationship with God. That just make the alternative source of everlasting life more antichrist.
Lol, hardly a "source" if it's impossible to reach. Of course, you apparently believe in a god too inept to guard a tree.
Read the text. It was angels guarding the tree. The bible is a long litany of God's command's being disobeyed. Are you saying that makes God inept?
But it is irrelevant. There is a difference between something existing and it being available. You still have two sources of everlasting life in existence.
Because when I said the tree was not there anymore, you tried to argue against that. If you believe it to be allegorical, then you already know it isn't there, and there is still no conflict with Jesus' statement.
You show that the tree does not exist.
There is no conflict between what Jesus said and an allegorical tree. There is between what Jesus said and a literal tree, whether the tree still exists or not. Perishable food should never have been able to give imperishable life.
Oh, really? You must have Scriptural support showing this indestructible nature of the Genesis tree.
Sure. It turns up again in Revelation, still in the paradise of God. However your idea of a destructible tree of life makes no sense. How does a tree that provide everlasting life die? Support your interpretation from scripture not speculation.
No problem since God didn't allow access to it anymore.
The alternative still existed.
Ridiculous that you would try to split hairs like that. Splitting hairs again.
Just because Satan masquerades as something does not make it real. In Genesis the snake is a snake, it is punished as a snake and its snake descendants bear the punishment for its crime.
Again, only by a very shallow reading.
You mean the plain sense of the literal text? It is amazing how much difficulty literalists have with that.
It is the plain sense of the text. A real snake tempted Eve and was punished as a snake was given a snakelike punishment. The snake's descendants have born that punishment to this day. There is no mention, no suggestion that the snake was an angel in disguise. It is gross miscarriage of justice to punish snakes for the action of some other creature dressed up as a snake, while the real culprit escapes having to slither and eat dust.
Ah, another TE who has no clue what taking an account literally entails. A literal view of Scripture is not the hyperliteral stance you TE's like to place on us. It's as flawed as saying evolution teaches we evolved from monkeys.
This is not a metaphor within a literal text like Jesus calling Herod a fox. In the gospels Herod is a human king. But in Genesis the snake is pure snake all the way through the story. If the snake was Satan it is because the story is an allegory all the way through.