Peeing while standing up...

[corvus_corax]

Who do guys think they are that they do this? Do they think they are special? Do they think they are better than women?

I just don't get it.

Genesis 1
God has made the universe, the earth, all the creatures of the earth and Man and Woman.
On the last day of Creation, God walks through the Garden, and approaches Adam and Eve.
"Hey you two" says God "Im just about done with all the gifts of creation, and here in my bag", he says, holding out his bag of CreationGifts, "I have the last two gifts to give to my creation, and they're all yours"

"Really?" asks Adam, "Well what are they?" he asks excitedly
God reaches into the bag and pulls out the a gift.
"Well" God says "Here is the gift of being able to pee standing up...Who want's it?"
Adam jumps up and down like a little kid
"Memememememmemememememememe!" he exclaims "Please God, give that to me, O WOW, I could pee standing up! Imagine what the Lion will think!!!!!!"
God looks at Eve, a questioning in his look
"Fine" says Eve "Give it to him, I really don't care about how I pee"
So Adam (and all men) get the "gift" of being able to pee standing up.
And Adam is SO proud.....peeing everywhere he feels.
Then God says "Well, I guess my last gift is for Eve"
God reaches into His bag and pulls out the last gift...
...Multiple [bless and do not curse][bless and do not curse][bless and do not curse][bless and do not curse][bless and do not curse][bless and do not curse][bless and do not curse].

 

[cantata]

http://www.shewee.com/

I am strongly considering getting one of these. There are so many advantages!

 

[LouTheWicked]

I've seen that too. Looks pretty convenient.

 

[kat69]

I hate going into a men's public bathroom after women were there. They always pee on the seats.

True...but why is it that men always leave pee on the floor in front of the toilet??? Don't they have a big enough target????

 

[QuakerOats]

I have to say that it has been my experience that women's public restrooms are much nastier than men's. Perhaps explaining why some women choose to go to the men's room (much to some guys' chagrin.)

True. I prefer using the men's restroom, though I don't generally use public toilets unless I absolutely have to go.

 

[Flibbertigibbet]

True...but why is it that men always leave pee on the floor in front of the toilet??? Don't they have a big enough target????

This would be the effect commonly known as "after-dribble". Scientific name: drippy-ous weinie-ous.

 

[kat69]

This would be the effect commonly known as "after-dribble". Scientific name: drippy-ous weinie-ous.

 

[tapero]

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