Peeing while standing up...

[Autumnleaf]

Who do guys think they are that they do this? Do they think they are special? Do they think they are better than women?

I just don't get it.

 

[Flibbertigibbet]

I can pee while standing up. It's just not advisable.

 

[Autumnleaf]

I can pee while standing up. It's just not advisable.

You're messing up my ridicule of the gender roles thread.

 

[JustMeSee]

... Do they think they are better than women?

...

Yes

 

[a.d.ivNonasNovembres]

Thats why they invented little paper thingies which allow women to pee standing up.
True equality is teh created!

 

[OphidiaPhile]

Who do guys think they are that they do this? Do they think they are special? Do they think they are better than women?

I just don't get it.

It is even more fun in the snow which of course brings us to a very wise piece of advise as Frank Zappa would say, Don't eat the yellow snow.

 

[Nihilismus]

Thats why they invented little paper thingies which allow women to pee standing up.

Truth.

 

[angellica]

Thats why they invented little paper thingies which allow women to pee standing up.

What? I have never heard of that. What are they called?

 

[a.d.ivNonasNovembres]

What? I have never heard of that. What are they called?

http://www.femalefreedom.ca/

That's just one brand though. Theres loads of others.

 

[Beanieboy]

Mostly, because we can.
It's faster than the stall method.

I don't understand why it takes women so long to sit when they pee. There is always a huge line, but it doesn't take that long to go. I'm convinced that they think, "well, as long as I'm sitting, why not go number 2", and get out a magazine.

Either that, or they take 5 minutes putting toilet paper on the seat - another thing I just don't get.

Forgive my ignorance, but would it be possible to design a toilet that would allow women to stand? Does such a thing exist?

No, we don't think we are better than women. I just appreciate the fact that in a tight situation, all I have to do is whip it out, go, and put it back in, which is really convenient, whereas, for women, they have to pull down their pants, which is far more awkward, feels more vulnerable, and more conspicuous.

It's one of the reasons I feel fortunate to be male.

 

[angellica]

http://www.femalefreedom.ca/

That's just one brand though. Theres loads of others.

Thanks, I'd never heard of that before. I want some now...

 

[Beanieboy]

As long as we are talking about this, there is one thing that really annoys me: Being in a gay club, using the urinal, and having a woman come into the men's washroom to use the stall because the women's stalls are full.

I understand needing to go bad, but so many women have done this. It's hard enough to go with another stranger in the washroom, and even more difficult, and embarrassing, with a woman walking by, saying, "oh, don't mind me..."

 

[OphidiaPhile]

Mostly, because we can.
It's faster than the stall method.

I don't understand why it takes women so long to sit when they pee. There is always a huge line, but it doesn't take that long to go. I'm convinced that they think, "well, as long as I'm sitting, why not go number 2", and get out a magazine.

Either that, or they take 5 minutes putting toilet paper on the seat - another thing I just don't get.

Forgive my ignorance, but would it be possible to design a toilet that would allow women to stand? Does such a thing exist?

No, we don't think we are better than women. I just appreciate the fact that in a tight situation, all I have to do is whip it out, go, and put it back in, which is really convenient, whereas, for women, they have to pull down their pants, which is far more awkward, feels more vulnerable, and more conspicuous.

It's one of the reasons I feel fortunate to be male.

I personally believe that they have secret classes to teach each other about how to always win any argument they have with us, this would explain why they always go to the restroom in pairs.

 

[Nihilismus]

This thread is full of win.

 

[OphidiaPhile]

As long as we are talking about this, there is one thing that really annoys me: Being in a gay club, using the urinal, and having a woman come into the men's washroom to use the stall because the women's stalls are full.

I understand needing to go bad, but so many women have done this. It's hard enough to go with another stranger in the washroom, and even more difficult, and embarrassing, with a woman walking by, saying, "oh, don't mind me..."

This happens very frequently in restaurants, bars, pubs and many other places with large amounts of people.

 

[JustMeSee]

http://www.femalefreedom.ca/

That's just one brand though. Theres loads of others.

Learn something new every day.

 

[angellica]

Mostly, because we can.
It's faster than the stall method.

I don't understand why it takes women so long to sit when they pee. There is always a huge line, but it doesn't take that long to go. I'm convinced that they think, "well, as long as I'm sitting, why not go number 2", and get out a magazine.

Either that, or they take 5 minutes putting toilet paper on the seat - another thing I just don't get.

Forgive my ignorance, but would it be possible to design a toilet that would allow women to stand? Does such a thing exist?

No, we don't think we are better than women. I just appreciate the fact that in a tight situation, all I have to do is whip it out, go, and put it back in, which is really convenient, whereas, for women, they have to pull down their pants, which is far more awkward, feels more vulnerable, and more conspicuous.

It's one of the reasons I feel fortunate to be male.

Do you know what all germs are on the seat of a toilet? Would you touch it with any part of your body?? It's gross so if it takes 5 minutes to cover it with toilet paper, it's 5 minutes well spent.

 

[OphidiaPhile]

Do you know what all germs are on the seat of a toilet? Would you touch it with any part of your body?? It's gross so if it takes 5 minutes to cover it with toilet paper, it's 5 minutes well spent.

I do the same thing but it is not logical since we cannot catch anything from a toilet seat.

But then I will often go home and clean and feed the snakes (handling rodents) while eating at the same time and it does not bother me.

 

[Beanieboy]

Do you know what all germs are on the seat of a toilet? Would you touch it with any part of your body?? It's gross so if it takes 5 minutes to cover it with toilet paper, it's 5 minutes well spent.

Is that the reason??

The germs aren't going to kill you. I've used a public toilet, and I've never gotten sick from it. I don't lick the toilet.

You probably get the same number of germs from using the handle to the washroom when you leave, and that is something you use to eat with.

 

[Flibbertigibbet]

Is that the reason??

The germs aren't going to kill you. I've used a public toilet, and I've never gotten sick from it. I don't lick the toilet.

You probably get the same number of germs from using the handle to the washroom when you leave, and that is something you use to eat with.

Actually you get more germs from the handle, from every single non-handwasher exiting the room. My mom will not touch a washroom door when she is exiting - she uses a paper towel, or if none is available (those darn air-dry thingies) she uses her elbows.

Me, I'm not a germiphobe at all.