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Peanut Dude! short stories

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ok, this is a story about a peanut that talks and whatnot, see im currantly doing comics on it, and so i thoguht id make it into a story! so here ya go!

Chapter one
"The Beginning"

5 days ago, in the far east

5 days ago, in the far east, a mad scientist was conducting an experiment. In fron of the door, there was a doormat that says "Welcome, come in!" oookaaaay... back to the story, in the house of the mad scientist,
"IT LIVES!!! MUAHAHAHAHA!!!"
A door in the front of a device opened up with a fiss. There was a boom of a roundish foot, a big foot, and out came a... ...peanut! About the size of a normal peanut, about one inch in hight, the mad scientist exclamed, "WHAAAAT!!!!???? >.> A peanut..."
... ... ...
"Get out!!!!!" and he threw the small peanut out the window, the peanut saying
"Weeeeee!" and landed on the ground with a small thud, "Fun, fun! Again again!"
And the small talking peanut set out in search of some kind of sivilization, but he ran into problems.
"Squak!"
The small peanut ran as fast as he could from the large bird and ran off the side of a cliff.

days later

At last, he found what he was searching for, "Wow..." A small city streched out before him... over a cliff. "Yay!" He took a step not seeing the edge, stupid peanut, and fell off, "Weeeeeeeee!!!!" And landed several times onto the ground, "This hurts... owness..." And stopped.
Feet stood beside him, "Hey look!" A boy picked up the itty peanut, his friend standing beside him commented, "Dude, its a peanut." And the small peanut in his hand was yellng his little lights out. The boy threw him behind him and the small peanut landed on the ground, the clouds opened up! A loud boom emmited from them, and it started raining, right on the peanut, and the legend of Peanut Dude bagan.