Parting of the Split Pea Soup

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Waiter there's another fly in my soup!

There's one here everytime I order

But you act like you never notice

I'd ask for another bowl

But I've done that before

And I just get another fly

I'd talk to the manager

But I know she's behind this

Because along time ago

We were engaged to marry

And she got cold feet

And she ran away

I was so mad at her

That the last thing I said

Was that she needed to fly straight

So waiter take the soup back

And tell her if I still didn't love her

I wouldn't be here day after day

Ordering a soup that she knows

Was going to be served on our wedding day.
 
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