hee hee...
this is going to be so much fun the next few months.
just glad I've not run that junk for more than a year now.
this is going to be so much fun the next few months.
just glad I've not run that junk for more than a year now.
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/* Source Code Windows 2000 */
#include "win31.h"
#include "win95.h"
#include "win98.h"
#include "workst~1.h"
#include "evenmore.h"
#include "oldstuff.h"
#include "billrulz.h"
#include "monopoly.h"
#include "backdoor.h"
#define INSTALL = HARD
char make_prog_look_big(16000000);
void main()
{
while(!CRASHED)
{
display_copyright_message();
display_bill_rules_message();
do_nothing_loop();
if (first_time_installation)
{
make_100_megabyte_swapfile();
do_nothing_loop();
totally_screw_up_HPFS_file_system();
search_and_destroy_the_rest_of-OS2();
make_futile_attempt_to_damage_Linux();
disable_Netscape();
disable_RealPlayer();
disable_Lotus_Products();
hang_system();
} //if
write_something(anything);
display_copyright_message();
do_nothing_loop();
do_some_stuff();
if (still_not_crashed)
{
display_copyright_message();
do_nothing_loop();
basically_run_windows_31();
do_nothing_loop();
} // if
} //while
if (detect_cache())
disable_cache();
if (fast_cpu())
{
set_wait_states(lots);
set_mouse(speed,very_slow);
set_mouse(action,jumpy);
set_mouse(reaction,sometimes);
} //if
/* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.1"); */
/* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.11"); */
/* printf("Welcome to Windows 95"); */
/* printf("Welcome to Windows NT 3.0"); */
/* printf("Welcome to Windows 98"); */
/* printf("Welcome to Windows NT 4.0"); */
printf("Welcome to Windows 2000");
if (system_ok())
crash(to_dos_prompt)
else
system_memory = open("a:\swp0001.swp",O_CREATE);
while(something)
{
sleep(5);
get_user_input();
sleep(5);
act_on_user_input();
sleep(5);
} // while
create_general_protection_fault();
} // main
Pretty good, except I'd submit that Real Player is actually more screwed up then windows.punk_pressing_on said:*snip*
marduke said:i know im going to get flamed for this, but i like windows only 2000 pro and XP pro, as so far they have been the most stable, and i have never had a problem with them. i think most of the people who bag M$ havnt even tried their new products.
i will agree that anything before 2000 was junk! plain and simple, all of them were very hard to work with, and crashed at the drop of a hat.
but hey thats just my opinion.
punk_pressing_on said:Yeah! I hate Mircosoft! I wanna see the code. I mean come on what's the big deal? I've seen the code for the whole Linux Kernel, and Mandrake, RedHat, and others don't seem to be suffering becasue of it.
Opensource will take over. You software will become opensorce weather you want it to or not!
Yeah, I use them both too. I bought the Mandrake Linux 9.2 PowerPack, and I'm pleased with that. I also use Slackware Linux 9.1 and that works nicely too. I haven't tried out the 2.6.0 kernel yet though... I don't feel like configuruing and compling a new kernel... Not today anyway. Maybe I can install the offical Mandrake one. Now I'm just rambaling...seebs said:I use XP plenty. It's still nowhere near the stability or performance of Unix.
marduke said:i know im going to get flamed for this, but i like windows only 2000 pro and XP pro, as so far they have been the most stable, and i have never had a problem with them. i think most of the people who bag M$ havnt even tried their new products.
punk_pressing_on said:Yeah, I use them both too. I bought the Mandrake Linux 9.2 PowerPack, and I'm pleased with that. I also use Slackware Linux 9.1 and that works nicely too. I haven't tried out the 2.6.0 kernel yet though... I don't feel like configuruing and compling a new kernel... Not today anyway. Maybe I can install the offical Mandrake one. Now I'm just rambaling...