(sorry this is Jewish not Christian but it's still funny)
David Rosenberg is a successful business man and he is about to conclude the deal of his life that is if he can find somewhere to park his car and get to his meeting in time. He tours the streets, it's the rush hour, there's nowhere to park and Dave starts sweating. As a last resort he starts praying:
"Dear G-d, please help me find a place to park my car. I will do anything, I promise I will go to Schul every Saturday, every Friday night, I will make a donation to the local hospital and school, I will visit my mother in the hospital, anything you want, I will even keep kosher! But please please..."
then, right in front of his office building, a limo goes away and frees the biggest parking space ever.
"Oh forget about it G-d, I got one!
David Rosenberg is a successful business man and he is about to conclude the deal of his life that is if he can find somewhere to park his car and get to his meeting in time. He tours the streets, it's the rush hour, there's nowhere to park and Dave starts sweating. As a last resort he starts praying:
"Dear G-d, please help me find a place to park my car. I will do anything, I promise I will go to Schul every Saturday, every Friday night, I will make a donation to the local hospital and school, I will visit my mother in the hospital, anything you want, I will even keep kosher! But please please..."
then, right in front of his office building, a limo goes away and frees the biggest parking space ever.
"Oh forget about it G-d, I got one!
ha ha
