Outrageous Metaphors !

[mrsnacks]

I have been developing a new language for the past year or so. I just thought my way of speaking and communicating could be more exciting than it was.

So being the weird person I am - I started with this language of using outrageous metaphors in my conversations. I get strange looks at times but it usually results in a smile, grin, laughter, and the person is usually scratching their head wondering what to make out of the whole thing.

My daughter asked me if I wanted to get something to eat. She wanted to know if I was hungry. Instead of a boring response like : " Yes I'm hungry let's get a bite. " I said to her - ' I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the rider. " She broke out in laughter and thought that was the nuttiest thing she's heard in awhile.

Any way enough said and time for fun I will give a few examples . The more outrageous the better . I'll state the subject matter and than the metaphor :


Mad or anger : I was madder than a rained on rooster in Florida.

running around : i was running around like a chicken with it's legs cut off.


Good idea : best idea since sliced gravy


Confused : Confused as a termite in a yo yo.


Useless : Useless as a football bat.


busy : Busier than a one armed sewer scrubber




So see what you can come up with. so get off the bed of lettuce and contribute. Don't chicken out and cry sheep- it's real easy. Never hold your nose when an idea blows. Have fun with it --

 

[littlemone]

(a really cool thing)
That goes off like a mullet in a glovebox

That goes off like a bucket of prawns in the sun

Thet goes of like pork at a bar mitzvar

That goes off like a frog in a sock

 

[Noddingdog]

He was as tall as a six foot high tree.

 

[the_cloaked_crusader]

he looked like an anorexic girraffe.

 

[Durango]

Feeling Good: Finer than frog's hair

 

[iqchicken]

Immobile: More immobile than a one legged millipede.

 

[IvoryRain]

Feeling Good: Finer than frog's hair

Finer than a frogs hair split in half!

 

[dsdumpling]

Busier than a cat covering up poop on a sidewalk.

 

[Purpletigy]

His eyes were as big as buick hubcaps!
He was in so deep, he was invited to a donkey barbeque.
She is uglier than a mud duck.
That reminds me: Q: What's up? A: a chicken's butt when it eats.

 

[Buskanaka]

faster than a thousand startled gazelles.

 

[santa]

joyful as a turkey waiting for Christmas