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A Sunday school teacher asked her little children, as they were on
the way to church service, "And why is it
necessary to be quiet in church?"
One bright little girl replied, "Because people are sleeping."
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Ever notice how a 4 year old's voice is louder than 200 adult voices?
Several years ago, I returned home from a trip just when a storm
hit, with crashing thunder and severe lightning. As I
came into my bedroom about 2 a.m., I found my two children in bed
with my wife, Karey, apparently scared by the
loud storm. I resigned myself to sleep in the guest bedroom that
night. The next day, I talked to the children, and
explained that it was O.K. to sleep with Mom when the storm was
bad, but when I was expected home, please don't
sleep with Mom that night. They said OK.
After my next trip several weeks later, Karey and the children
picked me up in the terminal at the appointed time.
Since the plane was late, everyone had come into the terminal to> wait for my plane's arrival, along with hundreds of
other folks waiting for their arriving passengers.
As I entered the waiting area, my son saw me, and came running
shouting, " Hi, Dad! I've got some good news!" As I
waved back, I said loudly, "What's the good news?" "Nobody slept
with Mommy while you were away this time!" Alex
shouted.
The airport became very quiet, as everyone in the waiting area
looked at Alex, then turned to me, and then searched
the rest of the area to see if they could figure out exactly who
his Mom was.
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A little girl asked her mother, "Can I go outside and play with the
boys? Her mother replied, "No, you can't play with
the boys, they're too rough.
The little girl thought about it for a few moments and asked, "If I
can find a smooth one, can I play with him?"
the way to church service, "And why is it
necessary to be quiet in church?"
One bright little girl replied, "Because people are sleeping."
=========================================================
Ever notice how a 4 year old's voice is louder than 200 adult voices?
Several years ago, I returned home from a trip just when a storm
hit, with crashing thunder and severe lightning. As I
came into my bedroom about 2 a.m., I found my two children in bed
with my wife, Karey, apparently scared by the
loud storm. I resigned myself to sleep in the guest bedroom that
night. The next day, I talked to the children, and
explained that it was O.K. to sleep with Mom when the storm was
bad, but when I was expected home, please don't
sleep with Mom that night. They said OK.
After my next trip several weeks later, Karey and the children
picked me up in the terminal at the appointed time.
Since the plane was late, everyone had come into the terminal to> wait for my plane's arrival, along with hundreds of
other folks waiting for their arriving passengers.
As I entered the waiting area, my son saw me, and came running
shouting, " Hi, Dad! I've got some good news!" As I
waved back, I said loudly, "What's the good news?" "Nobody slept
with Mommy while you were away this time!" Alex
shouted.
The airport became very quiet, as everyone in the waiting area
looked at Alex, then turned to me, and then searched
the rest of the area to see if they could figure out exactly who
his Mom was.
=========================================================
A little girl asked her mother, "Can I go outside and play with the
boys? Her mother replied, "No, you can't play with
the boys, they're too rough.
The little girl thought about it for a few moments and asked, "If I
can find a smooth one, can I play with him?"
