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OT: Favorite Seinfeld bits

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Protoevangel

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Never was much of a Sienfelf fan, but it did have it's moments. The soup nazi skit was funny. The skit with the pool and "shrinkage" made me chuckle. I also thought the final episode was appropriate.

People used to say I looked just like Costanza... In fact, twice, kids pointed at me and said, "Look mom, it's George from that show" (or something very similar). I'm not sure if it was wise to admit that or not.
 
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I like George, man! You're fine! If you looked like Newman, we'd need a sidebar! LOL

You forgot about Bubble Boy!

 
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YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH! That's me working on my Jack Nicholson.

You're giving me the it's not you it's me? I invented the it's not you it's me! Okay, okay, it's you! Damn right, it's me! If it's anyone, it's me!

Believe it or not, George isn't at home...

- My name is George! I'm unemployed and I live with my parents!
- I'm Victoria... Hi!
 
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Kramer: The pig-man! I saw a pig-man! He was just lying there and then he
woke up. He looked up at me and made this horrible sound!
I'm talking about the pigman, George. I went into the wrong room
and there he was. Yes, a pigman. Half pig, half man.

I'm tellin ya the pigman is alive. The government has been
experimenting with pigmen since the fifties.

Jerry:
Will you stop it. Just because a hospital gets a grant to study
DNA doesn't mean they are creating a race of mutant pigmen.

Kramer:
Oh. Jerry wake up to reality. It's a military thing. They're
probably creating a whole army of pig warriors.
 
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There are so many, it 's hard to pick favorites. I am a nurse on an observation unit and we often have pt's there for pain control for kidney stones and I am reminded of Cramer (or is it Kramer) passing his kidney stone at the Circus, some ppl really are that dramatic.
 
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