OT: Favorite Seinfeld bits

Adam Warlock · Jun 16, 2012

gurneyhalleck1 said:
Did you watch the behind the scenes stuff about Elaine's dad? The guy who played him was NUTS! The whole cast was terrified of him. Mr. Benis was supposed to reappear in a bunch of episodes again, but Seinfeld, Alexander, and the rest all demanded he not be allowed to come back....

You should watch it!

GEORGE: Thank you for leaving me alone with him!
JERRY: That was brutal. I can't go back out there.
GEORGE: Well, let's just leave.
JERRY: Elaine'll kill me.
GEORGE: Where is she?
JERRY: She's gotta be here soon.
GEORGE: How could she leave us alone with this lunatic? Ten more minutes, and that's it! I'm leaving. I have to tell you, this guy scares me.
JERRY: The waiter was trembling.

gurneyhalleck1 · Jun 16, 2012

I liked it when Elaine's dad said he knew a comedian, tailgunner, who got his brains blown all over the south Pacific!

Adam Warlock said:
GEORGE: Thank you for leaving me alone with him!
JERRY: That was brutal. I can't go back out there.
GEORGE: Well, let's just leave.
JERRY: Elaine'll kill me.
GEORGE: Where is she?
JERRY: She's gotta be here soon.
GEORGE: How could she leave us alone with this lunatic? Ten more minutes, and that's it! I'm leaving. I have to tell you, this guy scares me.
JERRY: The waiter was trembling.

ArmyMatt · Jun 16, 2012

I liked it when Elaine's dad said he knew a comedian, tailgunner, who got his brains blown all over the south Pacific!

and at the end he started singing Master of the House from Les Mis, because George was singing it.

gurneyhalleck1 · Jun 16, 2012

Did you see that extra features thing about how they were afraid of that guy who played Elaine's dad that I told you about? LOL

SKIP OVER TO 2:00

Seinfeld The Jacket Behind the scenes - YouTube

ArmyMatt said:
and at the end he started singing Master of the House from Les Mis, because George was singing it.

Adam Warlock · Jun 17, 2012

Back, and to the left...
Back...
...and to the left.

ArmyMatt · Jun 17, 2012

Back, and to the left...
Back...
...and to the left.

THAT...is one magic lugee

gurneyhalleck1 · Jun 17, 2012

If we're supposed to feel guilty about E.T., I'm pretty sure Seinfeld is about as dangerous as possible!

joyfulthanks · Jun 17, 2012

"You know the message you're sending out to the world with these sweatpants? You're telling the world, 'I give up. I can't compete in normal society. I'm miserable, so I might as well be comfortable.'"

Adam Warlock · Jun 18, 2012

ELAINE: Mhm! She's got a new boyfriend, Paul.
JERRY: Already? That was fast. I assume he's not a High Talker.
ELAINE: No, but, he has the worst habit. Whenever he answers the phone, he
won't put Noreen right on. Ya have to go through, like, ten minutes of
chit-chat.
JERRY: A Long Talker.

ArmyMatt · Jun 18, 2012

George: what kind of a person are you?
Jerry: I am pretty much like you, except successful.

gurneyhalleck1 · Jun 19, 2012

"I'd love to be a Civil War buff. What do you have to do to be a buff?""So Biff wants to be a buff? Well, sleeping less than eighteen hours a day would be a start." - George and Jerry, in "The Boyfriend"

Adam Warlock · Jun 19, 2012

"We'll always have...pancakes."

Anna Scott · Jun 19, 2012

Adam Warlock said:
ELAINE: Mhm! She's got a new boyfriend, Paul.
JERRY: Already? That was fast. I assume he's not a High Talker.
ELAINE: No, but, he has the worst habit. Whenever he answers the phone, he
won't put Noreen right on. Ya have to go through, like, ten minutes of
chit-chat.
JERRY: A Long Talker.

He's a long talker

He's a high talker

She's one of those low-talkers

You're quite the sweet-talker

He's nice, bit of a close talker

He's a real sidler

He's a male bimbo, he's a mimbo

He's a regifter

He's a bubble boy

He's a communist

Yep . . . a big communist, a big big communistShe's a two-face

She has man hands

She eats her peas one at a time

ArmyMatt · Jun 19, 2012

George I'm sorry, I am so sorry I didn't want your rather bulbous head struggling to find it's way through the normal sized neck hole of my finely knit sweater.

joyfulthanks · Jun 19, 2012

GEORGE: "This holiday season a donation has been made in your name to the Children's Alliance."?

JERRY: Oh, that's nice.

GEORGE: I got him Yankee's tickets! He got me a piece of paper saying "I've given your gift to someone else!"

JERRY: To a children's charity!

GEORGE: Don't you see how wrong that is?! Where's your Christmas spirit? An eye for an eye!

ArmyMatt · Jun 19, 2012

George: there it is. all my deepest fears and everything I'm capable of. that's me.
Jerry: yikes...well, good luck with all of that.

gurneyhalleck1 · Jun 19, 2012

Kramer playing pool - YouTube

ArmyMatt · Jun 20, 2012

Kramer: and you're an anti-dentite.
Jerry: I am not an anti-dentite.
Kramer: you're a rabid anti-dentite. oh sure it starts with a few slurs, 'hey, dentie!" next thing you know you'll think they should have their own schools.
Jerry: they do have their own schools.

gurneyhalleck1 · Jun 20, 2012

I like when the priest asks Jerry if the anti-dentite guy bothers him because he's Jewish and Jerry tells him, "no, it bothers me as a comedian!"

ArmyMatt said:
Kramer: and you're an anti-dentite.
Jerry: I am not an anti-dentite.
Kramer: you're a rabid anti-dentite. oh sure it starts with a few slurs, 'hey, dentie!" next thing you know you'll think they should have their own schools.
Jerry: they do have their own schools.

ArmyMatt · Jun 21, 2012

I like when the priest asks Jerry if the anti-dentite guy bothers him because he's Jewish and Jerry tells him, "no, it bothers me as a comedian!"

I love when Watley asks his nurse for a schtickel(spelling?) of flouride

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