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Wolflily

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*Disgusted, Wolf jumps up from the campfire, grabs CP by the arm, and heads off to the beach for another swim.*

Come on, CP. Let's go diving. This is a good time of day to look for mermaids. Ever see one? No? It's a treat, believe me. Especially the mermen. WHEW!!!!!

*Wipes brow with back of hand.*

Temperature's rising around here. Where's Bev, Ceris, and the rest of the gang? They left us all alone with those two oystersuckers. I don't like being alone around them too much. Makes me nervous.
Come on! Hit the water and SWIM, boy!
 
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*tells Sarracen to keep watch over the holding cells

Now Dawn, don't worry you'll be released after a while. You just need to chill a bit.
Same goes for you Theo!

*walks down to the beach

Whew! I put Dawn and Theo in a time out.

*Goes swiming

The water is nice. Wow Mermaids/mermen! What intersting creatures.
*Takes scientific notes with his underwater pen and paper.
 
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Theofilus said:
*Luckily, Wolfie dragged CP away before he locked Dawn and Theo up. They walk out of their cells and to their hut, locking the door behind them.*

*Only to be met with Sarracen when they enter the room.

*Sarracen grabs them and crashes through the wall and puts them into their holding cells.
 
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*Only to be met with Sarracen when they enter the room.

*Sarracen grabs them and crashes through the wall and puts them into their holding cells.

Ok, This has gone too far!

*Theo sprays Sarrecen with Afalon. Guaranteed to kill anything. Sarracen withers up and dies right before their eyes.*
 
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Theofilus said:
Ok, This has gone too far!

*Theo sprays Sarrecen with Afalon. Guaranteed to kill anything. Sarracen withers up and dies right before their eyes.*

*Runs to the dying Sarracen.

NOOO!! :cry:

How dare you! Luckly, before I enlarged you I placed a failsafe chip on ya. MAWHAHAHAHAH*slips into MSS

*Press a button on a remote and Theo shrinks back down to his size before he was enlarged.

MAWHAHAHA. *takes some tissue from the dead Sarracen with plans to clone and modify him.
 
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*Wolf comes up for air, and believe you me, she needs some AIR after all that hyperventilating underwater. Sees a crumpled up green thing outside of Dawn and Theo's hut. Dives down and pulls CP away from a fiesty blonde mermaid and brings him back to the surface.*

Oh CP. I have a bad feeling that's Saracen dead by Theo's door. Did you make sure all that toxin was locked up good when you made Saracen? I think somebody has done a dirty deed. (Well, more than one, but you know what I mean)

Come on, let's go give S. a decent burial at least.

*Leads CP out of the water by the hand and puts her arm around his shoulder.*

I'm sorry. That was cruel of Theo. I'll help you dig a grave, come on.
 
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CPman2004 said:
*Runs to the dying Sarracen.

NOOO!! :cry:

How dare you! Luckly, before I enlarged you I placed a failsafe chip on ya. MAWHAHAHAHAH*slips into MSS

*Press a button on a remote and Theo shrinks back down to his size before he was enlarged.

MAWHAHAHA. *takes some tissue from the dead Sarracen with plans to clone and modify him.

*Unfortunately (for CP), the chip seems to have been wired wrong and suddenly Theo is 15 feet tall.*

CP! You come back here right now!
 
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Wo. Kind of like a dual reality moment there.

I'll help you make a new one, CP! Show me that cool lab of yours...

*Looks up to see a giant Theo standing over her.*

And YOU! That was a mean thing to do mister. I don't care how BIG you think you are! You go apologize to CP and help him bury the dead Saracen. CP, we can go make another one. CP? CP! Where are ya, man?
 
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Theofilus said:
*Unfortunately (for CP), the chip seems to have been wired wrong and suddenly Theo is 15 feet tall.*

CP! You come back here right now!

*is in his lab coat

MAWHAHAHAHa

You don't scare me. Take this *blows a dart gun and hits Theo with a dart

Now you'll become very, very, very sleepy. The giantism is only temporary.
 
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*is in his lab coat

MAWHAHAHAHa

You don't scare me. Take this *blows a dart gun and hits Theo with a dart

Now you'll become very, very, very sleepy. The giantism is only temporary.

A little dart like that won't affect me. Dawn, This island isn't so much fun any more with plants and mad scientists atacking us and trying to spoil everything we do. What say we leave this island and take the gold and diamonds with us?
 
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