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[CPman2004]

*CPman takes a fishing pole out of his lab and takes it to a boat and goes fishing.

 

[dsdumpling]

*brings back a bucket full of clams* *starts bonfire* *watches Theo and Doug fishing* Bev, this is going to be a great feast! Wow, you have a lot of oysters. *opens a clam and eats it* They are sweet! Ok, I'm gonna be steaming the clams...is that what you want to do with the oysters?

 

[Theofilus]

*Theo brings back a bucket full of fish.*

Where should I put these?

 

[dsdumpling]

Um..do you know how to clean those things? I think we have a machete in our hut.

 

[Theofilus]

Um..do you know how to clean those things? I think we have a machete in our hut.

Machete? I thought you used soap and water to clean with.

 

[CPman2004]

Machete? I thought you used soap and water to clean with.

Well after you cleaned them could you give the scraps to Sarracen? He would like the treat.

 

[Bevlina]

On the subject of Sarracen Cp? *opens oysters in cold fresh water*....will you tell that 'thing' to buzz off? Take it for a swim on the sea or something! I can't bend over for the thing!! *rubs sit seat*....listen mate...can you tell it to go and play with all the other little Sarrocen's? *slaps Sarrocen under the right leaf*...

Here Dawn! Theo! Here's some lovely fresh oysters!!! SCAT SARROCEN!!

 

[CPman2004]

*Tells Sarracen to patrol the forest

And no more bitting the humans! You hear.

 

[Bevlina]

He's out of control Cp...simply out of control.....*shakes head slowly*...OUCH!!

 

[CPman2004]

Sarracen! Get back to the greenhouse! Don't make me get the RoundUp.

 

[Bevlina]

Yeah...get lost Sarrocen....er...sarro...sarro?....Sarrocen. Sarrocen! SARROCEN!!!
*heads for the jungle with Sarrocen on heels snapping madly* EEEEOOOOWWWW!!!!

 

[Ceris]

*Deciding to teach Sarracen its manners, Ceris pickes the largest fish out of the bucket (a 10 lbs one) and slaps Sarracen to the ground with it.*

No! Bad plant!

On the otherhand Bev, you really do need to stop provoking it.

 

[Bevlina]

But-but-but-but-but-but....!! It's IT...not me Ceris! ghastly thing......

 

[dsdumpling]

Ceris? Fish slapping..deja vu!!

*wraps clams in palm leaves to steam* Theo, those are some pretty fish!! Bev, I'll take an oyster before you cook it..I love raw oysters.

 

[Bevlina]

Had no intention of cooking them Dawn...they reckon they're better for you raw anyway.
Struth! They taste good!! uhm...is this humane eating raw oysers?

 

[dsdumpling]

I don't think PETA will come to the island and haul us away. I hope not anyway!!

 

[Bevlina]

PETA? We've got the RSPA....don't think they'll come either. *slurp* Struth Dawn! We eat better here than at home!! All this healthy food will make us so fit we'll soon be swinging in the vines....or grow gills....*slurp* ...or a shell ....

 

[dsdumpling]

Bev you are looking good now..tan and your are so buff!!

 

[Wolflily]

*Wolf, back to normal, joins the feeding frenzy on the beach.*
Yum! Good stuff. Here, I got some big banana leaves to wrap the fish in and bake it in the hot coals.
*Pours some mango juice over them, causing a mini-bonfire to jump up*
Wo! Watch out for those flames, Dawn. You're a little too close to the fire.
So, what's next on the agenda? What did you guys do with all that gold and diamonds?
*Slurps down some fine oysters.*
Didn't know oysters hung out in these parts. Clams either. If I didn't know better, I'd swear this island was off the coast of Cape Cod.

 

[CPman2004]

You know what this island needs? Some Chickens.