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[Bevlina]

FLAMIN' HECK!!! WHAT HAPPENED!!!! OO...a light? Where am I?.....HEY!! DAWN?? Is that you? Struth I got lost...Sunset chased me down a tunnel in the Barbie car...Couldn't find you and......OH HELLO??
*a handsome man lifts his right eyebrow and smiles*
*gulp* Er.....aren't you Dougy Fairbanks? I thought you were dead! * he gazes intently into my eyes...his moustache twitches*
Quit looking at me like that!! Hey Dawn!! He's looking at me!! *he turns and looks at Dawn gazing deeply into her eyes* *Dawn flutters eyelids again and gives a little sigh*
Well that's lovely that is....DAWN?? YOO HOOO? Are you still on earth??? YOO HOO?
Well...while you two are gazing at one another I might put some nail polish on....
WATCH IT DAWN!!! THAT MATCH IS READY TO SET YOUR HAND ON FIRE!!!
Struth! *paints fingernails from Barbie's supply*
* the two D's keep gazing into one another's eyes*
HEY YOU TWO!!! Dougy? Have you seen Sunset Sam? He's setting furbies and droids onto us. Can you get out a few swashbuckling ways and give us a hand? He's in the river somewhere in Barbi's pink car....

 

[dsdumpling]

*sigh* Doug, *gulp* what are you doing here? *Tries to pull eyes away from his gaze* Um, Bevlina, I can't see anything but his eyes. I think he's putting me in a tran...

 

[Sunset_Sam]

Doug: There there, My dear Dawn. Everything will be alright now that I am here. I will be your hero. Sunset Sam is no match for me!


*In the distance, the sound of a waterlogged VW can be heard chugging and sputtering back towards our group.*

Sam: Well now I know that this car doesn't convert into a sub.

 

[Bevlina]

Oh struth Dawn! Snap out of it!!! *looks at painted fingernail* *clicks fingers underneath Dawns nose and breaks a nail* Arrrr...see what you made me do Fairbanks!!! *upsets nailpolish all over his trousers*
OO...er..hehe...sorry! *grabs Dawn's hand* Come on sis!! Let's get outta this place!!! I hear a gurgle and a bang coming down the tunnel......it's Barbie's coupe!! Oh No!!!
Sunset Sam!! He'll be as mad as a cut snake too....ooooooooo!!!!
Who's head in that I can feel?.......Oh no.....just....don't tell...me.........

 

[dsdumpling]

Bev, it's me and you kid....let's get outta here. *Dawn and Bev run out of cave into the bright sunlight.*

*Looks, left and right.* Let's go this way *points right* the jungle doesn't look so dense.

 

[Sunset_Sam]

*The VW stalls just as it emerges from the cave. It backfires and unleashes a large fish. Doug comes up to Sam.

Doug: Sorry Sam, I tried to delay them as long as I could.

Sam: Well Doug, it's okay because you're not really alive.

Doug: Oh, well then. I guess I'll be off.

Sam: Yep!

*Doug walks off into the sunset and slowly fades away*

Sam: Now for the final chase. *pulls out a flying carpet*

MUWAHAHAHAHA!!!

 

[Bevlina]

SEE DAWN!!!! I knew Doug was dead!
Sunset...you stand right where you are mate...and don't you DARE move. *puts high heels on* *fixes hairdo* * puts lipstick on* * scratches sit seat* *stares at Sunset Sam defiantly* *tosses head in air* *sniffs*
NOW RUN DAWN!!!!!! COME ON!! WE GOTTA FIND SOMETHING TO FLY IN!!!
*grabs Dawns hand* clik-clik-clik-clik-clik-clik-clik-clik..
WHY! OH WHY!!! Did I wear high heels when I came here!! *runing like a bat out of h.......clik-clik-clik-clik-clik-clik-clik-clik........good job I haven't got bandy legs....clik-clik-clik-clik-clik-clik-clik-clik....

 

[dsdumpling]

Bev, I can fly a helicopter. That clicking is pretty funny, you're gonna wear those heels down to nothing.

*Pulls out map from back pocket* Bev, there is an airport about a mile west of here, look. *Shows Bev map*

Is he following us?

 

[Bevlina]

Need it Dawn!!!*pant* The clik-clik is the sound of my running high heeled shoes!!! *puff*
Never run so fast in my life!!! OF COURSE HE'S FOLLOWING US!!! *ZIP* See that! One flying carpet with Sunset at the helm! *duck* There he goes again! *zip-zip* See! He just passed us twice!! *SPLOSH*......er....Dawn? Did Sunset hit a wall in this cave?
hehe....I think the wall got him...hehe...that'll give us time to....

AIRPORT???...er...Dawn....in case you haven't realised it...we are in a cave? In the dark? How do we find our way to the airport when we can't find our way through the cave....in the dark...?
LOOK OUT!!!! FLYING CARPET!!!EEEEEEEEEE..........k? *gulp*

 

[dsdumpling]

Bev, there is a light up ahead. Do you think that's the way out? *zip - zip*. Man he's flying low. Wish I had a bat, then I could knock him off that carpet and we could get outta here. click-click-click....work those shoe girl.

*Grabs Bev, hold on a second* I think I get get one of these stalagtites loose, maybe we can knock him off with it. *Grunt, tug, grunt, tug* Help me Bev, this one is coming loose. Whew, it's warm in here!

 

[Bevlina]

I think we're close to hell and that's why it's warm Dawn. Hang on, I'll help you with that stalegtite *push* THERE!!! *zip-zip* OK! Now we'll wait until............*ZEEOOOOWWWW* Struth mate! He's coming in like a jet!! Ready to knock him off? Look out! Here he comes again!!! *zzzzeeeeoooowwwww.....splat*

er.....what did we hit Dawn? There goes Sam down the tunnel on his carpet.....so.....
what did we hit...umnnn.....oh yeah.......arrrrr.....uhm.....

Dawn? Shall we just jump in that little boat and paddle like crazy? I'll chuck the shoes off and paddle with hands and feet......LET'S GOOOOOOO!!!*SPLASH*

 

[dsdumpling]

*Splash, splash, splash* I'm paddling Bev. Hey, we are getting somewhere. Watch out for those stalagtites and stalagmites. We can't crack this boat open. EEEEEeeeekkkkkkk, what just touched my face? Ew, it was wet and sticky. *Knocks thingy off face into water* Look Bev, there's a light up ahead. EEwwww, another one of those things. *Looks at thingy towards the light* Bev, these things are leeches, in the water....EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKkkkkkkkkkkkkkk!

 

[Sunset_Sam]

*As Sam flies over top of the girls, he suddenly flies straight out of the cave.*

Good-bye for now. I shall return.


MUWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

 

[Bevlina]

Oh struth Dawn.....I think Sunset's flown off on his carpet into the sunset! Could we be safe??* looks at Dawn in astonishment* *cops the nudge from Dawn to start paddling with feet* *splask,slpash,splash,splash* oo...isn't it pretty here? Look Dawn...there's gloworms everywhere!
Ohhhh isn't it nice to be safe from Sunset...may as well sing Row Row Row Your Boat....
Hey Dawn? Whazzat? Oh...just one of those leeches....LEECHES!!!! DAWN YOU ARE RIGHT!! Start paddling with your feet!! ....hang on.....that wasn'ta leech? That was a ............hand? WHO IS IT!!! WHO IS THERE! STAND AND BE COUNTED FOR!
*stands up* WHO IS IT!! *SPLASH*!!! Oooops....can you swim Dawn? *glug-glug*

 

[mrgoomb]

MWUHAHAHAHAHA.
*pulls Bev into the water with him.

 

[mrgoomb]

*Takes Bev to his under-water lair.
Hi, I'm the guardian of this lake and you have trespassed upon it.Hmm, what do you think is a fitting punishment?

 

[Bevlina]

*glug* *gulp* *AHCHOOO!* er....*looks at mr goomb in amazement* ... Where's my mate mrgoomb? Have you seen Ds? *looks around*....where the heck am I?...er...
EH???? Tresspassing in your lake? *kneels down hands clasped* PLEASE...please mrgoomb?......PLEASE have mercy! er....and *looks in pocket* ....will you hold my lipstick and stuff for me huh?....thanks......
*clasps hands again and begs*......we've been through a terrible tiome in this tunnel mrgoomb...we mean't no harm...didn't know this was your lake....AHHHHHCHOOOOOO!!......
and...my feet are worn out from paddling so fast.....that Sunset Sam set furbies onto us and everything......*wipes a tear away* WAAAH! PLEASE! PLEASE! Have mercy!

Uhm....have you got something to eat? I'm starving....it's been such an horrific trek through this tunnel thread..
Ahh...Ahhhh...Ahhh...CHOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! *sniff*

 

[mrgoomb]

*crying*
Sorry, I didn't realize you had been through all that.
Here, have this. *Gives Bev an energybar.
Who is Ds? I only saw you.
If you can tell me where she might be I will go get her and help you guys out of here.
I have never been able to get out of here because of traps but maybe you guys can help?
I was put here by the evil Sunset and brainwashed to protect this area.
The light you were heading towards is not the exit, but a huge furnace that Sunset used when he got bored with people. And sometimes he just waited for his victim's to get to it themselves. Once they were there he would throw them in.

 

[Bevlina]

mr goob!!! Please help me find Dawn! *munch* thankyou so much for the energy bar!! She's in the water!!! Sunset Sam has us trapped in this horrible cave here...an....*munch*....he's a flying carper now......*AHHHCHOOO!*...excuse me....and Dawn is DsDumpling who is my friend....she's in the wwater somewhere...I know she's down there gurgling somewhere....
Thankyou so much for helping us...DAWN!!DAWN!!! MRGOOB IS GOING TO HELP US!! DON'T DROWN!! PROMISE ME!
We'll help you mrgoob...we know about Sunset Sam's traps!!

 

[dsdumpling]

*Treading water* BEVLINA! WHERE ARE YOU? *whoosh* *shakes fist at Sunset Sam*. I'm gonna get you if it's the last thing I do! *whispers to herself* Wonder where Bevlina is?

Wait, I hear her. BEVLINAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! HHHHEEEELLLLPPPP MMMMMMMMEEEEEEEE!

*Brushes off leeches from arms* EEEeeeekkkk!