Only one

[Sunset_Sam]

*As Dawn looks at the mark on Bevlina, her face turns white.*

Dawn: Err...that's not a spider bite. It a dart!!!

Bevlina: Blast that Sam!! He's not playing fair.

Dawn: Why would he? He's the bad guy.

Bevlina: Ya know, I do recall Sam was very much afraid of Ol' Boneyfingers.

Dawn: (smiles) Are you thinking what I'm thinking?




Sam: (from afar off) Uh....Oh!!!

 

[dsdumpling]

Mwahahahaha!!!

Bevlina, you rest here, I'm gonna find Mr. Bones!

*Dawn retraces her steps back to the mouth of the cave.

AAAAaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh, Mr. Bones has multiplied. There's got to me a thousand of them now and more furbies. Oh no, this was a trap!

SAM! I'M GONNA GET YOU!

 

[Bevlina]

*puts arm on Dawn's shoulder* Roght. We've gotta think of a plan. We can't fight all those bones, furbies and Sam together....we gotta think of something Dawn.......
BARBIE DOLLS!!!!!! DAWN! OUR BARBIE DOLL COLLECTIONS!!!
OUR TEDDY BEARS!! EEEK! *Dawn & Bev jump up and down on excitement*

*BARBIE DOLLS COME SPEEDING DOWN THE CAVERN TUNNELS IN THEIR LATE MODEL SPEED CARS*

DAWN!!! It's working...LOOK AT THEM MR BONES!!! THEY ARE DAZZLED BY THE SMILES AND FALLING IN DROVES!!!

TEDDY BEARS TAKE ON THE FURBIES.

WHACKO MATE!!! LOOK AT THEM FURBIES CHATTER!!! *Bevlina and Dawn laugh at the antics*

NOW.........SUNSET SAM....... "You got a robot Dawn? I have...."

 

[dsdumpling]

My robot is in the trunk of the VW...thank goodness I hooked it up with remote control. I'm bringing it over. You'll be surprised at what I have in that trunk.

*Dawn steers the VW to her and Bevlina.*
*Dawn pops the trunk and out pops the biggest Barbie robot that Bevlina has ever seen.*

Now we have to program it to find Sam. This'll only take a minute.

 

[Bevlina]

Oh WOW!! What a beauty!!!She's a rippa Dawn!!
OK...now let's see what we do here...*twiddles with the controls with Dawn*
There! She's fashioned to smile, wink, and lure...then WHAM!!! Fair on the head with her
handbag!! hehe...then...she'll belt Sam up and squash his furbies too!!

We'll sit here and watch....where is that Sunset? He's hiding out Dawn! In the dark gloomy recesses of this cavern....*ugh*...er...was that a spider crawled over me?
erk...this is a gloomy place....

 

[Sunset_Sam]

*As the girls position Barbie into place. A figure emerges from the cave. It appears to be too tall for Sam. As the figure comes into the light, it turns out to be a life-sized G.I. Joe complete with "Kung-Fu" Grip. His chest opens to display a radio which blares Van Halen's rendition of "Ya really got me"



MUWAHAHAHAHA!!!!

 

[Bevlina]

We girls watch Barbie as she open's her bag and takes out her perfume. Then...GI Joe get's a mouthful!!

 

[dsdumpling]

Barbie dances to Van Halen music. Barbie watches as GI Joe tries to get perfume off of face with his Kung Fu grip hand. Joe puts himself in strangle hold.

Bevlina, this is pretty funny to watch. Here, have some cookies. *Hands Bevlina some chocolate chip cookies.* Wonder if the smell of these cookies will bring Sam out of that cave?

Bevlina.........that spider is headed your way. Grab Barbies perfume.

 

[Bevlina]

Spider?...Where Dawn?...Oh....EH!!!! EEEEEEEEK!!!!! GET IT!! GET IT!!! Ohmigosh...it was as big as my hand...Barbie's perfume works wonders...*cough..cough* *erk* *cough*
*AAAACHEEEEW~!* *sniff* What the heck is that perfume called!! It's a wonder anything in this cave is alive after sniffing that stuff!!!
Oh...that choc chip is beautiful! Need it after a shock like that!!!
Oh Strewth Dawn! Look at Barbie and GI Joe!!! I think....*looks at Dawn*...I think....do you think?????...I reckon.....they've fallen for each other!!! Look at GI Joe! Even with his hand in that position his eyes are all googly!!! And....Barbie....she's....Oh Dawn....she's flittering her false eyelashes!!!! Uh oh! One's fallen off...but it is
OK...GI Joe is handing it to her with his good hand....

Well...that's lovely that is...HEY!!!! IS THAT SUNSET SAM PEEKING OUT FROM BEHIND THAT ROCK!!!!!! Quick Dawn...AFTER THAT SHADOW!!! IT"S SUNSET!!!!!

 

[Sunset_Sam]

*As Dawn and Bevlina race in the direction of the shadow. The door to the VW opens up to reveal Sunset Sam. He stretches, looks around, then notices the cookies on the ground.*

Sam: a shame to let these cookies go to waste. (munch munch) Wonder what the girls are going to do when they realize that they are chasing a Shadow Wraith. (munch munch) Hey Barbie! shake that moneymaker!!!


MUWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

 

[dsdumpling]

*Bev and Dawn, sneak up to the rock....peek around the rock....nothing.* Girl, where did he go? I hate that Van Halen music...wish Barbie or GI Joe would turn it down. Hey, who turned it up?

Bevlina, lets go back to the VW and get the heck outta here....this place is spookie and full of spiders. Can you eat spiders? I'm pretty hungry...where did those cookies go?

 

[dsdumpling]

 

[Bevlina]

Oh Struth!!! We've got the Cookie Monster!!!EEEEEEK!! *Bevlina and Dawn jump up and down in fright...drying fingernail polish too*

Barbie!! Don't you DARE shake that moneymaker!!! OHHH NOOO!!! She's so gooey eyed over GI that she's ........Dawn......Dawn?.....Dawn where are you?....DAWNNNNNNN!!!!

 

[Sunset_Sam]

MUWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!


Whoa!! *slides of the hood of the VW*

Darn curved hoods!!

*gets behind the wheel, starts it up, grinds the gearshift, and backs up.*

No one ever taught me standard.

 

[Bevlina]

NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! YAAAAAAAH!!!! DAWN!!
*Bevlina is flying through the tunnel with Sunset Sam at the wheel of Barbie's pink coupe in hot pursuit* *climbs a rock and watches at Sunset Sam speeds into the big black yonder*
Whew!! *cough* What's that thing...Oh where's Dawn??
*SPLASH*!!!! Sunset has driven straight into the water!!! WHEEEEEEEEE!!!
*looks in handbag*.......GOT IT!! KNEW I'D BROUGHT MY E KANGA!! Got your boxing gloves on mate? Good oh! Now...GO GET THAT SUNSET SAM!!....and don't forget to use your feet either!

 

[dsdumpling]

BEVLINAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!! HHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPP!!!!!

/me fell down an abandoned mine shaft and has sprained her ankle. I hope she can hear me. I'm starving....oops, almost forgot, still have some chocolate chip cookies and mik.

*munches on cookies and sniffles.* I'm probably gonna die in here if Bev can't find me. Oh God, please send Bevlina my way...Amen

That sounds like my VW, wonder who's driving it. BEVLINAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!! HHHHEEEELLLLPPPP MMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

EEEEEEEEKKKKK!!! More spiders...AAAAAAhhhhhhhhhh

 

[Bevlina]

*Sits in a black little hole shaking* Brrrrr...it's cold here....hope my Kanga is boxing up Sunset Sam....Oh! Where is Dawn!! DAWWWWWWNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!! WHARE ARE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!
*silence* Struth! It's dark in here! Where are my matches? FOUND THEM!! *lights a match* ........*erk*....... *gulp*......... Better make a move out of here....DARN!! WHAT'S THAT!!! A spider huh!! WELL GO FLY ON YOUR WEB!! *spider swings to other side of cavern*
DAWNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!! WHERE.....ARE.......YOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
* moves along cave wall gingerly*.... Dawn MUST be back this way!.......*erk*......
*whassat!!!!* .......
DAWNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn??????????
WHAT DID I FALL DOWN!!!!! *hears breathing....feels a human hand*

 

[dsdumpling]

*Rocking and humming to herself* It's cold down here, and wet. *Achoo!* *Humming Jesus Loves Me.*

HEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPPPP MMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEE! I don't think anyone can hear me. I wonder where Bevlina is and if she's alright.

*Hears a noise over her head.* *Wonders who it could be.*

Aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh. Who touched my hand?

 

[Sunset_Sam]

Aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh. Who touched my hand?

*A smooth sultry voice is heard in the darkness.*

Doug: I touched your hand, miss. I do apologize.

Dawn: *lights a match* Who are you?

Doug: I'm usually known as Douglas Fairbanks, Jr. Perhaps you've seen some of my films?

http://www.owensvalleyhistory.com/father_crowley/douglas_fairbanks_jr.jpg

 

[dsdumpling]

Oh Doug....*flutters eyelashes*, you're so.....handsome. I love your moustache. Your eyes, they're so hypnotic.

Have you seen my friend? She talks with an Australian accent. I've lost her and this bad guy, Sam, is after us with furbies and droids.