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dsdumpling

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/me smacks Bevlina on the face. God Lord woman, wake up, I need your help!

Sam, whew, your laundry, pretty rank. Wait, there IS more in the chest than laundry.

Bevlina, wake up! There is gold in the bottom of this chest.

/me hears another creak behind her and Bevlina...

*Looks over shoulder....that skeleton moved Bevlina!!!
 
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er....where am I?? it's...so...dark....and...Struth!! What's that stink!!! er..did you mention a smellaton Dawn?...and gold....er *shakes head* where am I...whew *gasp*
I see fumes....I smell fumes...I hear fumes creaking....*cough* Eh? Did you mention gold?...gold doesn't smell like that....have you got you hand in the chest Dawn? *shakes head* er...Dawn...I think that smellaton is walking over to you. Looks like bones too..you know? a Smellaton...hang on....I think it's a skeleton...IT IS!!!! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!!!! GRAB THE GOLD AND LETS GET OUTTA HERE DAWN!!!
 
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*As Dawn and Bevlina open their car door, 15 clowns pile out of the car delaying their escape.*

YOU CANNOT ESCAPE DEATH! *Heavy breathing* I'M TOO OLD FOR THIS CHASING BUSINESS. BINKY!

*Suddenly a white Stallion appears and Death mounts the horse.*
NOW WE ARE ON EVEN GROUND.
 
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/me and Bevlina jumps in my VW bug and starts her up!

/me crunches some furbies in the road.....Sunset Sam, better get out of the way!

AAAAAaaaaaaahhhhhhhh! Those dry bones are still following us Bevlina! Phew, Sam's laundry, I can still smell it.

/me looks in back seat......SAM! How'd you get in here?
 
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*Hanging on like glue* We can't go any faster Sunset!!! It's all those stalegmites and stalegtites *ducks as VW swerves* DS!!! See if you can turn around and run over the skeleton!!!!
"WATCH IT!!!!" Whew....just mised going into the water!! Hey!! It's getting darker!!!
Oh Sunset Sam!! We can't lose you to THAT even if your laundry does swell so ripe!!!
The three of us have to get outt here!!!!! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEK CAL YA FLAMIN' FURBIES OFF SUNSET!!
 
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Don't worry!! We Are getting out *groan* Oooooooh...where are we now? Can you hear or see that skeleton Dawn? I think we lost it! Sunset wait for us!!! DAWN! SUNSET'S MAKING A RUN FOR IT!!! HEY SUNSET!!! *stumble* What's wrong with him Dawn! You"d think he'd want company in this...oooooooooooooooh....it's all dark and gloomy again!
I think I can hear a water fall somewhere...wonder how far we are down......Dawn? What's that green light up ahead? Can you see it? O think it's the glow from a huge emerald like in that Indigo Jones film! Come on!! Let's go!!! *throws a chokkie bar to Dawn*
 
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Bevlina....I think we're in the middle of a jungle. SUNSET SAM!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU?

/me munches on the chokkie bar...thanks buddy!

Do you have a machete or knife on you...we may need it for this vegetation. EEEEEEKKKKKKKk, Bevlina...watch out for that plant, I think it's carnivorous!!! Let's get out of here!

SAAAAMMMMMMM!
 
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*Bevlina in awe* wow.....look at this place...it's amazing! Look at that waterfall Dawn!
Ooooooooh....isn't it lush!! HEY!! THAT PLANT JUST MADE A LUNGE AT ME!!! DAWN!!!HERE!!! *gives machette to Dawn* START SLASHING! HEAD TOWARDS THAT GREEN LIGHT!!! SAAAAMMMMMMM!!! WHERE ARE YOU!!! Don't worry Dawn...nothing would eat him, it wouldn't live after tasting his socks....EEEEEEEEEK!! THERE ARE BATS IN HERE!!!
*slashes the air madly* COME ON DAWN!!! HEAD FOR THE GREEN LIGHT! *slash* *smash* *crash* *puff* *pant* *slash* GETTING THERE!!
 
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*Bevlina in awe* wow.....look at this place...it's amazing! Look at that waterfall Dawn!
Ooooooooh....isn't it lush!! HEY!! THAT PLANT JUST MADE A LUNGE AT ME!!! DAWN!!!HERE!!! *gives machette to Dawn* START SLASHING! HEAD TOWARDS THAT GREEN LIGHT!!! SAAAAMMMMMMM!!! WHERE ARE YOU!!! Don't worry Dawn...nothing would eat him, it wouldn't live after tasting his socks....EEEEEEEEEK!! THERE ARE BATS IN HERE!!!
*slashes the air madly* COME ON DAWN!!! HEAD FOR THE GREEN LIGHT! *slash* *smash* *crash* *puff* *pant* *slash* GETTING THERE!! OOOOOOOOOOOH!!!
 
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NO!!! NO!!! *scream* COME BACK HERE YOU TWO TWITS!! *bevlina slashes furiously following the two droids* GIMME BACK DS! DAWN!!! WAKE UP!! WAKE UP!!!
*turns to look at Sunset Sam* well?...what'yre YOU staring at! Start slashing! DAWN!!! WAKE UUUUUUUUUUPPPPPPP!!!!!.........000000 what is this place? Looks like the Temple of Doom! *chops head off a carniverous plant* runs after the two service droids..."COME BACK HERE! D'YA HEAR ME!!! GIMME BACK DAWN! DAWN WAKE UPPPPP!!!
 
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