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Jkurtz

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Runs to side of pit and sees Dawn, Theo and JK in trouble. Calls down to her friends in the direst of needs...." ARE YOU ALRIGHT DOWN THERE?....THEO!!! DAWN!! DON'T GO NEAR THE SIDE OF THE CLIFF!!......DO YOU NEED SOME HELP?? COOOOOOOEEEEEEE!!!"

EEE-EEE-EEE-EEE-EEE...
I'm not too bad. i have a skull to stand on. :D

That was sarcasm Bev!

Get me OUT OF HERE!!
 
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Jkurtz

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*Jk grabs it and slips, dangling a thousand feet in the air. The skull falls down the cliff exploding on a sharp rock.*

I changed my mind, i want the skull back!! :cry:

/me dangles by one arm suspended in air the other arm holding a bag of emeralds rubies and gold.*
 
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*Wolf, hearing all the commotion from yet another part of the caves, wanders out an exit hole to where Bev, Dawn, Theo, Enj and some strange guy are swinging around on vines carrying bags filled with something she can't yet identify.*

For cryin out loud, I leave you people alone for fifteen minutes and you manage to get yourselves into an even bigger mess.

*Looks at JK and does a double take.*

Who are you? Where'd you come from? Are those emeralds in that bag?! Need some help down there? What are you guys carrying around? Where'd that stuff come from? CP, where's Saracen? Do YOU know what's going on around here?

*Scratches arms absentmindedly. Skin is tingling all over a lot these days. It's almost a full moon again...*
 
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Who are you? Where'd you come from? Are those emeralds in that bag?! Need some help down there? What are you guys carrying around? Where'd that stuff come from? CP, where's Saracen? Do YOU know what's going on around here?
I woke up from recently fainting and decided, hey, let's become gazibilluionaires. We have bags of treasure, and My name is Jesse!!

Now if you don't mind............... [size=+5]Help me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![/size]
 
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*CPman and Sarracen helps pull everyone, but Theo to safety.

Um I wonder where Theo dissappeared too :confused:

Wow look at all this tresure, I am sure the scientific world would appreceate the gift to further research that will better the lives of humans everywhere.

*Takes the treasure
 
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*Slaps CP's hand, nicely though.*

Hey! Put that down. This stuff doesn't belong to you. Hi Jesse, welcome to our nightmare. You sure you're ready for this? Calm down, now, no screaming necessary. We'll be ok.

*Sees Bev and Dawn adorning themselves with jewels and playing with a bag of gold.*

Oh you two. Don't you know you can't love both God and money? What do you think you're gonna do with all that stuff?

*Tingles are getting worse.*

Well, while you're all off spending your gazillions at the Island Casino, I think it's time I disappeared again for a few days. I don't want to get on anyone's nerves with all this monthly shapechanging but it's almost time for me to be a wild thing again.

*Secretly very happy! Wolf loves being a wild thing!!*
 
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No. I think we should just leave everything ALONE and nature will go back to normal in it's own good time. Speaking of nature, I've really got to get away from you guys for a bit. No offense, CP, but it's just easier on everybody if I do my thing privately. See you in a bit...

*Wolf climbs off the cave rocks and heads into the deepest part of the jungle, hoping this time Bev won't get it in her head to follow and bring the rest of the clan with her. Last time that happened, all pandemonium broke loose with headhunters and werebunnies and yadda yadda ya.*

Whew! Maybe I'll finally get some peace and quiet!!
 
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*Theo wakes up and finds himself in a room filled with scientific instruments. He starts poking around. He finds a sphere. Some kind of force field evidently. It's onle a few inches across, but inside, there's an island. He looks at it and sees movement. There appears to be a little woman coming out of a cave... no.. wait.. it's a wolf.*

Hey! That's our island! And that's Wolfie!

*A person (of sorts) walks in. He has 3 eyes... on each head. and 4 legs.*

Who are you?! And what have you done to our island?!

*The er.. thing answers*

I haven't done anything to "your" island. It's where it's always been. I created it as an experiment. You stumbled out of the sphere and into my laboratory. I'm afraid I don't know how to get you back, but we'll find a way... eventually.

*Theo picks up the sphere and looks at it. He tilts it to get a better look and some people come falling out of a cave along with something that looks like gold and jewels.*

Ooops. Better put it back.

*Puts back the sphere but not without shaking it up a bit more.*
 
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