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[Bevlina]

DAWWWWWNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!! HELP!!!!!!! *echo* *echo* *echo*...........

I"M A PLAYING CARD!!!!!! *echo* *echo*............

 

[Sunset_Sam]

Yes, you are a Playing card and Dawn is sick. You're move!!


MUWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

 

[dsdumpling]

*erk* Bev, I've taken some sea kelp and I'm feeling better. *erk* dry heaves...horrible. Anyway, there is a mirage up ahead, let me drag you there. I think we can get back to normal if we go through the mirage. *drags Bev the Card* Almost there...*huff* *puff* Ok, we are through. *Bev comes back to normal, Dawn stops erking* Oh thank God! Now we've got to get out of this place before Sunset comes back. *Bev and Dawn run towards large doors of colleseum*

 

[Bevlina]

Normal? You call this normal Dawn? I'm still a part of a deck! Have a good look Dawn...
I'm still as flat as a tack! A playing card! Couldn't sunset have chosen something better than a bit of cardboard?....Dawn.....OOOOOOOPS!!!!!!

Bevlina slips on a piece of crystal and does frisby at sunset sam....Hey Dawn!! Look!
WHEEEEEEE!!! I'm a frisby!!
*zooms into sunset sams head*
WHEEEEEEE!!!
*twirls through the air like a boomerang* *whoosh* *whoosh* *whoosh* .......parts
sunset sam's hair.....*whoosh* *slams into sunset's arm* *whish* *does three sommersaults in mid air*...........wheeeeeee!!! Thanks Sam! This is beaut mate!
WHEEEEEEEEEEEE!! WATCH OUT DAWNIE!!!!

WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! *parts sunsets hair three times*
And while sunset sam tried to grab Bevlina the playing card turned frisby he goes green
realising he has let loose the biggest pest he has ever met in his life........

WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You told me to make a move sunset!!! And...boy....am I moving!!! WHEEEEEE!!

 

[Sunset_Sam]

he has let loose the biggest pest he has ever met in his life........

The biggest pest you say? You got it!!!

*A shimmering occurs in front of Bev as she flies by and into the arms of a 100 foot tall purple dinosaur.*

Barney: I LOVE YOU, YOU LOVE ME!!! (THUNDEROUS LAUGHTER)

*His mouth opens and out pours thousands of Furbies onto Bev.*

 

[Bevlina]

Struth!

Er....get away!!*swat* get out of it!! *slap* ...........nick off...*smack-smack*.....HEY!!! CUT THAT OUT!!! *swat-swat-swat* RIGHT!! THAT'S IT!!!!

Bevlina grabs a stick and zooms into all the furbies...furbie bits go everywhere......
their incessant chatter soon ceases......*looks up at dinosaur*
Well? What are you looking at? Here have a feed!
Bev and Dawn fill the dinosaur's mouth with rocks. Then...a playing card and a lady head towards bright light...the light envelops them and Bevlina emerges as a human being once again..........
Hey Dawnie! ......Dawn?...mr goomb?............let's RUN!!!!!!!!!
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[dsdumpling]

*shakes head* What happened? Were we dreaming or did Sunset_Sam make you into a card and make me sick. Thank God we are out of there! Where is mrgoomb? I haven't seen him in a while. We must go look for him.
*hugs Bev* I'm so glad we are out of there. That was scary!

 

[OceanAngel]

Furbies......................................................................
help me......................................................................
back in to rehab, I guess................................................

 

[Bevlina]

DAWN....STOP!!!!.....................Did you hear that......furbies put the UK Cowboy into a nut house. He had to have rehab........Dawn....let's GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

And the sound of high heels click into the distance of an unknown zone as Dawn and Bev outrun sunset sam. Mrgoomb staggers behind not knowing where these two girls will lead him next. Kristian has been lost somewhere in the deep dark recesses of the cavern.
Will the 'Outlook Express' save these two girls? Will sunset sam become a deleted item?
Nobody knows.....as the sound of the girls fades into the distance with their clacking high heels. We will pause and listen to them..........

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yep...that's Dawnie and me alright!!

 

[KristianJ]

*breathlessly running from a nearby cavern* Sorry, I'm about as lost as ever! I get sidetracked way too easily! Did we find a way out yet?

 

[Bevlina]

*SCREEEEEEEEEEEECH!!!!*

Kris?....Kristian!!! *big hugs from Dawnie and Bev* You found us!! No...we haven't found a way out yet...but...*pant*......sunset set furbies all over me *pant-pant*

*Dawn & Bev sit down* .... we are still lost. Think we've lost him and his furbies anyway. The last one had a bit of a chatter then carked it.
*whew* Better take these high heels off Dawn...*digs into tote bag*
Here...here's some decent runners. Now...where the heck are we!!!
Heading for the 'Outlook Express' I think! Here Kris...have some sea kelp....
HEY!!! I hear water!!!........*looks at Dawn and Kris*.......sounds sort of like waves on the sea? Listen ?...................

 

[dsdumpling]

The sea? Let's go that way. I wonder where we are. *chomp, chomp* Hands everyone some sea kelp.

 

[Bevlina]

Thanks Dawn...where's mrgoomb? Listen...can you hear waves in this thread? Like...as if we are near a beach? Listen carefully *munches on sea kelp*
Oh struth Dawn...if we are near a beach you'll drive us mad with fair dinkum sea kelp!!!

 

[dsdumpling]

I don't know where mrgoomb is, last I saw him we were still in the colleseum. I can hear the waves crashing. Bev, we can finally relax, away from Sunset_Sam and out of those caves. We can walk on the beach and collect sea shells. We can go swimming and of course eat sea kelp and maybe some seafood. I'm getting hungry thinking of it. I'm glad we took those high heels off, my feet were hurting. Do you think they have a manicurist near the beach, my nails look horrible.
*Bev and Dawn walk towards the sound of the ocean*

 

[Bevlina]

*grabs Dawns hand* No! Let's make a run for the sound!!! Dawn!! Sunshine at last!! The sea! Kelp! WOW!! *Dawn and Bev run*....*CRASH!!!!* hehehe...never mind Dawn...we'll just *erk* squeeze through this little opening and....OHHHHHHHHH!!!

It IS THE SEA!!!! Look Dawn!! All we have to do is...er...climb down this cliff.....

 

[dsdumpling]

Cliff? Cliff? Um, er, Bev, do we have to? I know I love the ocean and all but I'm a flatlander, I don't know about climbing down cliffs. Wait, we still have our thingys from the cave, we can repel down the cliffs can't we?

 

[Bevlina]

Firstly Dawn, we have to lower mrgoomb down the cliff gently. He is sick. *makes a makeshift bed for mrgoomb* *attaches the bed with mrgoomb in it to harness* Gently does it.....inch by inch mrgoomb is lowered down the cliff face until he reaches the bottom. Come on Kris!!! Oh struth! Never did I think we'd turn into Harrison Ford!! Now attach the harnesses , we are going to have to absail!!Ever done it before Dawn?? OOOer...I haven't! hehe.....we can always but try! Here goes!!!!

WHEEEEEEEE.....OOOOOWWWWWWWW......OOOOOOOOOOO....errrrrrrrrrrr.....
Yikes!!! *thump* *crash*!!!
DAWN!!!! COME ON!!! THERE IS SAND HERE...AND THE SEA!!
Now...we are the only ones on CF by the sea!!!! WHEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Kneels beside mrgoomb to feel forehead. Sea kelp!!! I need sea kelp!! Sea Kelp!! *gives some to mrgoomb*
COME ON DAWNIE!!! DON'T BE SCARED!!!!!

 

[dsdumpling]

Absail?!? Ok, here goes. WHEEEEEEE AAAAAAaaaaahhhhhhh!!!! *humpf, lands pretty heavy* *Runs to help Bev with mrgoomb* Here's some fresh sea kelp I just found. *Brushes mrgoomb's hair* Bev, he feels like he has a fever. *looks around* Wow, this is a beautiful beach. Bet we can find some pretty shells here. Bev, you go exploring first, I'll stay here and tend to mrgoomb.

 

[mrgoomb]

*Mrgoomb regains consciousness, slightly
*whispers
Dawn? Dawn?
Is that you?
Dawn: Yes it is me mrgoomb.
I'm sick because I am part fish, I need to get wet every now and then.
Just put me in the sea, I'll get better.
Remeber, I can breath underwater.

 

[Bevlina]

Mrgoomb!!! You are conscious again! Dawn!! Quick! Let's....eh? You are part fish.....
Dawn...there's something fishy going on.....what's Sunset done to mrgoomb.....
Come on...let's get him to the water!

*Dawn & Bev carry mrgoomb to the sea where he sighs as the waves wash over him*

Know what Dawn? *hands on hips* *looks at Dawn* I don't reckon sunset will ever find us here do you? *bends down to splash water over mrgoomb*
"How are you feeling now mate? You had us worried for a minute there! And that's fair dinkum!" *stands up and looks around*
Wonder where we are Dawn? Which country? I mean...we've been stuck in the tunnel for yonks, travelled miles outrunning sunset sam.
Isn't it nice top be here and awaaaaaaaaaaay from him!!!! Wheeeeeeeeee!
*splashes Dawn with sea water* Cop this Dawnie!!!