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mr goomb??? mr goomb?????? mr goomb where are you? DAWN!! Wake up!!!!
 
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PRAISE GOD!!!!! *hugs Kris* We were so worried weren't we mrgoomb? Well...you did think you saw Kris go around the corner!! Oh! Now...we have to wake Dawn up!
*kneels beside Dawn strokes her face* Dawn? Will you wake up please? You've had your dose of blue medicine from mrgoomb and if that doesn't fix you up nothing will...struth...*shakes Dawn* Wahey wakey Dawn! Dawn? *gives Dawn another shake* Dawn?.............*looks up at mrgoomb* I reckon she was swimming so fast to get out of that water she hit that rock at 100 k's an hour! Are you sure that medicine will fix her mr goomb? She's still breathing....
HEY!!! GIRLFRIEND WAKE UP!!! Dawn....just open one eyeball and peer at me please?
Then I'll know you're alive...
mrgoomb....I want to thankyou so much for your help so far. I don't know how we'd have gotten on if you hadn't put us in the air bubble.
We may have to sling Dawn over your shoulder to continue on!! *swipes bat out of the way*
 
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From this point on, do not go ahead without me. It is way to dangerous.
It's either climb that or face many traps get up there thru a trail.
I have mountain climbing equipment, and the rope is already there, cause I have been here before.
The choice is yours.
Let's vote which way to go. Cliff or trail.
I vote cliff.
 
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*gulp*
mrgoomb...we'll have to wait for Dawn to regain consciousness....then I vote we follow you. *gulp*....*knocks a bat out of the way*
We have only one problem....what if sunset sam swoops in on his flying carpet when we are partly up that wall!!! *gulp*
I mean...if he sets furbies onto us up there we're done for!
DAWN!!!! OPEN YOUR EYE WILL YOU!!
Oh struth! I place my life in your hands mrgoomb. But...we have to carry Dawn.
DAWN!!! WILL YOU FLAMIN" WELL WAKE UP!!! *shakes Dawn*

I trust you mrgoomb and I know Dawn does...also Kris. So...you can lead the way....*looks up*............*GULP!!!!!!*
 
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*spit, spat* Phew...what is that stuff? Bev *touches head* Ouch...I've got a knot on my head. I'm ok, I'm ok, don't worry. I was just out a few minutes. Wow, this place is beautiful! *tries to get up* Phew, I'm a little dizzy. Bev I'm ok..wipe the worry off your face. Anybody have any water? mrgoomb, thank you for giving me that stuff. Now how are we getting out of here?
 
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WOW!!! What a nice place to celebrate a birthday!! DAWN!! You are alright!!! I was so worried! Should have known your peepers would open.....
Righteeo Kris! We go up the cliff face with mrgoomb! Everyone pop on their courage hats!!
Dawn....better let me see that bump....struth...you hit it hard girl!! Can you still think alright? *puts some lavender balm on Dawn's bump* Struth mate! That bumps a beaut! I'ts starting to go blue now!!!
 
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*Walks around the corner
Some people called me to wisk me a Happy Birthday, and we talked all day.
*eating cake
*chomp* *mouth full* Panx fow de cate wan zits goood. (translation: thanks for the cake Dawn, it's good.) *chomp* *chomp* *chomp* *swallow*
And thanks for the party.
 
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Here put on these harnesses and body shields. To prtect yourself while climbing.
*everyone puts on a harness and body shield
Lets go.
*Walks to cliff followed by everyone else
*Proceeds to hook the harnesses to the rope then teaches everyone how to use them
These harnesses are motorized, so you let the motor do the work.
Push the green button to go up, the red one to stop, and the orange one to go down.
Don't press the yellow one while going up, it is the release for the rope.
Also we are all connected together incase someone falls.\
Ok, you ready? Let's go.
*pushes the green button on his harness, starts up the mountain at a pace of 0.5 miles per hour
Come on
 
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*Starts to sing one of his favourite songs, by the casting crows

If We Are The Body - Casting Crowns

It's crowded in worship today
As she slips in trying to fade into the faces
The girls teasing laughter is carrying farther than they know
Farther than they know

CHORUS
But if we are the body
Why aren't His arms reaching?
Why aren't His hands healing?
Why aren't His words teaching?
And if we are the body
Why aren't His feet going?
Why is His love not showing them there is a way?
There is a way

A traveler is far away from home
He sheds his coat and quietly sinks into the back row
The weight of their judgmental glances
Tells him that his chances are better out on the road

CHORUS
Jesus paid much too high a price
For us to pick and choose who should come
And we are the body of Christ

CHORUS
Jesus is the way
 
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*looks down and sees Bev choking, and being hung
*thinking quick he pulls out his emergency grapler and attaches it to the rope
*He then pushes the yellow button on his harness and quickly lowers himself to Bev
Hang on!
*mrgoomb quickly pushes the red button on Bev's harness, and she stops ascending
*He then pushes the orange button and she begins to lower
*While she is lowering, he quickly unties the knot from around her neck
*Once they hit the ground he immediatly begins to give her CPR
*Dawn begins to come down, and Kris never started up, they both run over to help
The CPR worked!
*Bev begins breathing.
Welcome back, you had us all very worried.
I bet your neck is soar.
Next time make sure your harness is on correctly before you press the green button.
 
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*caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaark* *feels neck* *eyes go back in*



Oh thankyou mrgoomb. Wherever...would we be without you......*stretches neck*
*sticks chin out* Struth! I nearly got hung! I'm so glad you came back to save my life instead of singing" Nearer My God To Thee".
*stretches neck* *CAAAAAAAAAAAARK*
OK...I'll try the harness again...now...where ...what...how...oh struth!...what...how...where.....Oh struth! Oh struth!~! Hang on....here we go.....
wait a minute...nope....uhmmmnnnn.....this strap must go here...that there....this....
hang on!!! Let me work it out again........
This goes with that...that goes with this....this goes here...that goes there.....
Nope...that's back to front....
Start again......
This goes here...that goes there...yep...the green button there...nope...should be here......
Start again.... ALRIGHT HANG ON!!!
this goes here...that goes there...this clips this...that clips that....green button there.....
There we are!! Now...what do we do? scale that cliff face huh?
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Oh well...I'd better press the green button.....

EEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
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