only in america

[DrummerGirl]

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<TD align=left><IMG height=12 alt=bullet.gif src="http://www.geocities.com/musicman88.geo/pics/bullet.gif" width=12> Only in America...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance...&nbsp;

<IMG height=12 alt=bullet.gif src="http://www.geocities.com/musicman88.geo/pics/bullet.gif" width=12> Only in America...is there braille on an ATM drive through window...&nbsp;

<IMG height=12 alt=bullet.gif src="http://www.geocities.com/musicman88.geo/pics/bullet.gif" width=12> Only in America...are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink...&nbsp;

<IMG height=12 alt=bullet.gif src="http://www.geocities.com/musicman88.geo/pics/bullet.gif" width=12> Only in America...is there a box for a "blind" person to check on their tax return...&nbsp;

<IMG height=12 alt=bullet.gif src="http://www.geocities.com/musicman88.geo/pics/bullet.gif" width=12> Only in America...do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get&nbsp;
their prescriptions.&nbsp;

<IMG height=12 alt=bullet.gif src="http://www.geocities.com/musicman88.geo/pics/bullet.gif" width=12> Only in America...do people order double cheese burgers, a large fry, and a diet coke...&nbsp;

<IMG height=12 alt=bullet.gif src="http://www.geocities.com/musicman88.geo/pics/bullet.gif" width=12> Only in America...do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters...&nbsp;

<IMG height=12 alt=bullet.gif src="http://www.geocities.com/musicman88.geo/pics/bullet.gif" width=12> Only in America...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and leave useless&nbsp;
junk in the garage...&nbsp;

<IMG height=12 alt=bullet.gif src="http://www.geocities.com/musicman88.geo/pics/bullet.gif" width=12> Only in America...do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we&nbsp;
won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place...&nbsp;

<IMG height=12 alt=bullet.gif src="http://www.geocities.com/musicman88.geo/pics/bullet.gif" width=12> Only in America...do we use the word "politics" to describe the process so well: "Poli" in greek&nbsp;
meaning "many" and "tics" meaning "blood-sucking creatures"... </TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>

 

[DrummerGirl]

umm ok sry bout that lol Only in America...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance...

Only in America...is there braille on an ATM drive through window...

Only in America...are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink...

Only in America...is there a box for a "blind" person to check on their tax return...

Only in America...do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get
their prescriptions.

Only in America...do people order double cheese burgers, a large fry, and a diet coke...

Only in America...do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters...

Only in America...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and leave useless
junk in the garage...

Only in America...do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we
won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place...

Only in America...do we use the word "politics" to describe the process so well: "Poli" in greek
meaning "many" and "tics" meaning "blood-sucking creatures"...

 

[Alessandro]

These are so good, thanks.

 

[Toxic-Jubilee]

THERE FUNNY

 

[Kookaburra]

Awesome.

 

[Swurple]

lol so true!!! specially the politicks!!! ROFL!!!!