One day we decided to eat ice sculptures because we were feeling hot. These sculptures were tasty because they had a nice flavour, it was pinapple! We didn't know that someone peed vinegar in gallons of sculptures and ruined Socrate's face. We waltzed, tangoed together, but decided it looked frumpy. I decided that pirates, the cold texture. Therefore, distributing chopsticks was more interesting. They brought refurbished rice cakes which looked pink. I thought nothing of staring directly at the skinny man's legs. Therefore, the deal was I fell ill to one mighty and prolonged attack of sarcasm. Yummy! It was just about done. Again we went over the side and kicked frantically at my friend's pet, a French man came so I puked. As He looked disgusted, he tangoed around in disgusting yellow water that smelled like hotdogs and wet trash. Then Arnold jumped onto Georgia who energetically pushed dinosaur bones south with Arnold's rabbit foot. Denise called out "Hang on we're almost in Canada just now and YAY! Lets go to Tikitak and visit the Queen!" On the other side of the border. Someone tried to kill the King in Alaska. "Who fired a mailman, that ate his french fries?" said Arnold dispondently. But, suddenly, hippos ran over Arnold both Arnold and Denise instantly. Their familys were mad at TV because it showed food leftovers being fed to babies whose faces showed every inch of worry. While dogs barked loudly making Arnold fall into mounds of CD's that meowed at clouds dayly for years. Frantically, Kelsey ate marshmellows cold even when dogs remonstrated her beautiful dreadlocks-enhanced by their shimmerimg highlights blazing with glorious lights. Then she sat inside the motorhome and ate pizza with olives and we laughed very angrily. So if dextrous could annihilate all dogs only up-side-down instead of cows, then explode beautifully. Jake decided cows were just odd. But although the guernseys were mooing loudly 'help!', and displaying noses, they tangoed bizarrly in hope of finding Arnold spewing out milk. When they controlled him, he definistrated the antidisestablishmentarianism and rang the liberty bell to call Farmer Bush out into the yard. When BOOM! The Liberty Bell exploded. Pieces of computer manuals catapulted from every single orphanage in france. Homer said food tasted like snowmen burning.
Anyhow, off we ran to catch up with Arnold, and we handed detrementalism to him. Logitech contacted Kerry and said "Your tango distresses me and Kelsey disassembled the doorbell. While Arnold cannonballed cosmonauts to nikki. Help! Kerry impounded laxatives." So he decided how much speed he could easily use to drink that jello. He spit into gallons of nasty orange and said "Moviefone!, tell Edwards that Kerry is stinky and deceiving dog who tells Kittyollieroo, that his game is ending. The dumbo is kitkat but nothing but cats litter. "John beat me", farmer Brown cried his intestines clean while flipping cowchips. Christians burnt nothing. Beaches collected sand. Dogs gave chortles. And then...KABOOM! A cat blew chunks. Just before we got hit, America sank Iran! And then democracy imposed pencils impersonating George "farmer" Bush.
"At last!" they said. Pencils fell quietly from above as we boogied to Arrogant Worms. I laughed as they harpooned wheat from Saskatchewan. Wondering why Becky blew at all the fanatics, Barney belched up fruitloops and milk. "Disgusting!" cried Becky. She eyed Santa Claus with a smile and screamed. My Protecreur is excruciatingly boring. I languished as she undid her shoes tightly. The barn caught fire joyously, seeing that gasoline had sprung from the sea. Mrs. Garfunkel fell from grace in the north but disgustingly she remained above in the south. Forty miles below they're watching pomeranians vote Bush into Iraq. Why? Because we like cheese. Green apples, orange taffy, sex, and war. Why? Because we are righteous. Regal newspapers that write such disgusting truths that harm us so internally that we kick ourselves should be exalted. So, Burn and Georgia made Arnold read the newspaper to show him how to breathe properly but not to eat!
Despite Arnold's idiocy, Farmer William Harold was happy drowning Kevin in spit. It alarmed him when the spit foamed up and Kevin throttled William. Eventually Kevin came out alive. Injured and kooky, he decided to kick Kelsey's Dog in the Jonathan Aftergood (nuts) AKA balls, until Kelsey Hurled two eggs at Kevin. While Arnold killed Kelsey, Kelsey's mum screamed frantically "Yes!" and simultaneously crystallized into something brown. Tim spiked the greasy, strawberry hangover pail while Leanne slapped Lynelle on the head. Thus, making everything gloomy. Grand indeed was his surprise when Kelsey groaned. "She's alive!" When Tim drank chocolate cows, Kevin farted twice on Farmer William Harold. "Vintage hotdog." said Farmer William. So Farmer William and Kevin went and mortified Kelsey in her ice hot mini-skirt. She retaliated at him, yelling "I fart on people!" So they decided Buddahs blow chunks. Gas jumped from her intestine and burst inwards towards Madonna & Mary. Kelsey walked in on Justin Timberlake as he walked in circles, ripping astronomical sized holes, fermenting anaerobicaly in his gut. Pedro Robello was tipsy-turvying around Hilary since he roughed her uptown in time for dinner. Good food and drink was tippling and toppling all over themselves. They were there oogling at a crucifix. Sandy looped the track gracefully and took time on the corners by the horns. When cats meow, they make weird death-like glare motions with their tails.
Right when we saw them (Jeremy and Kelsey) DROWN!!! What the neighbors didn't know was that Sandy was having a pool party tonight. Skinny-dipping was BAD according to her mom and dad, though she did wear a earring while swimming. Bombs were thrown into the pool and Sandy jumped out, giving eye-candy to the boys. We jiggitey-jaggety-jumplety-wonkyness-polygonal-rantingly-hurlingly-horkingly laughed as Sandy jumped into the bushes. Sandy covered herself like Eve did. Poison-ivy was what she used, regrettably. Paramedics couldn't touch her *censored* becuase she was mortified by the new growth of moldy infection. "If she becomes any greener, she's going to spew deadlyness" said the overly exited and rather obsurd-looking paramedics. Kangaroos looked obese as they chomped popcorn like cows at the bovine ranch. Why they would do this sort of thing, no one could understand. Sandy ran inside unceremoniously looking for a pair of Valentine shoes that she bought around Valentine's day. When you wish upon an asteroid floating around Earth, you don't wish for it to fall. WOW! It rose!
Suddenly there appeared a gigantic bird with dead mice, running
