Glorianna
I'm a proud Canadian who married an American!
Today all the french fries flew up my nose and I passed the point of no return.They were very delicious and I got salt all over my eyebrows. So I let dogs lick my face and shouted out "yahoo." Then hard candy fell from the stinky geyser in Simsville after it exploded in a cloud of powder. It was an Ice Titan ready to destroy. Later, when the slush started, I realized I had remembered all the things I had forgotten. Love unexplainable walked through portals of light. It was Kelsey prancing gayly before the supercalifragilistic funky chicken! I laughed til tears ran down my face. The tears flew up from the corner of my ear. I was sugar high; I needed my caffeine! So off I went to Neverland and ate Tinkerbell. She was too chewy. Not to mention nutty. Why, she was also salty. I saw a cat and decided it had to eat. So therefore we hunted some burgers stuffed with rainbows. By the way, the cat's name was Charles Peter Winchester the Third. This is so silly, my mom was mad at Kelsey for knocking mother's glass off the balloon because Jer forgot to pick Kelsey up for Bill's birthday party! What ever was he thinkin it didn't matter because Sarah was so much more odd than Beth. Kelsey was so upset that she farted and almost killed Clay. Kevin laughed so hard that Jer started as well and milk spurted out his nose. Then a cat did a backflip into Jer's car named Samson and the car honked so loud the windsheild broke.
[By the way trash heeped up on your lawn while you were reading this story!]
"AAAAHHHHHHHHHHH" yelled Jer after the cat kissed Bill on the cheek. The next thing you know, Bill was chasing Beth out of Canada, and Jer doing likewise to Kelsey! Whoa, my goodness, what a ride! After all this Kevin went to a gay bar to pick up Bill were he worked as a 'bouncer'. Kevin kicked Jer's racoon into the bar and the racoon bit Charles Peter Winchester's paw so he went after Kevin. Running for days, Joe growled at Bill. Funnily it was Kevin who ate dog food while listening to Hilary Duff on the Saddledome speaker system as he cried about missing the premiere game of the WNBA Calgary Clucks and the Hilary Duff concert. Suddenly from out of nowhere Richerd Simons and Hilary come walking down the aisle hand in hand asking him to be their son. Kevin bursts into another dimension saying "Yes I will marry you Hilary Duff." and Jer says the same to Kelsey. Then Kelsey said yes, but Hillary declined. Distraught and alone, Bill asked Beth and she also said yes. So Kevin married the two couples. Then he realized that he was all alone, lost and he married Sharon. All this marrying happened so fast that Charles Peter Winchester the Third coughed up a hairball in Kevin's cake and then killed Richard so Hilary congradulated Kevin, and Kevin ended up marrying her anyway.
Meanwhile back in the other dimention Kevin said yes to Hilarys idea and they proceeded to the adoption agency where Judge Judy was having a hot dog while listening to testimony involving everyone who had ever heard about it. Beth Split up with Bill and went to Ross then thought Bill was better and went back with him, but Ross went for Brenda. Bill's mom thought that all this was partly brattish so she sent Gaddard packing and then jumped over the grand teddy bear picnic. Therefore, Beth and Bill had a son named Goku-Rama-Lama-Ding-Dong. Now, when Goku-Rama-Lama-Ding-Dong heard "Holly holy" by Neil Diamond, he would stick hotdogs in the microwave to give them that very special feeling.
Long story short, nobody seen Kevin loves Sharon, Jer loves Kelsey and Bill loves Beth. Beth loves poop and nuts mixed with cherries for garden fertilizer... while the fertilizer surprisingly did not like that mix at all...
I don't know why only 4 words can be added because my brain won't explode every Friday when the cheese melts!
Meanwhile, next door, I heard something I didnt fart at, so obviously the french fries were very fresh! Yummy! But cats have dogs and dogs have crows and crows eat chicken so chicken have bad luck. Maybe Turkey isn't that bad but it still has that effect
[By the way trash heeped up on your lawn while you were reading this story!]
"AAAAHHHHHHHHHHH" yelled Jer after the cat kissed Bill on the cheek. The next thing you know, Bill was chasing Beth out of Canada, and Jer doing likewise to Kelsey! Whoa, my goodness, what a ride! After all this Kevin went to a gay bar to pick up Bill were he worked as a 'bouncer'. Kevin kicked Jer's racoon into the bar and the racoon bit Charles Peter Winchester's paw so he went after Kevin. Running for days, Joe growled at Bill. Funnily it was Kevin who ate dog food while listening to Hilary Duff on the Saddledome speaker system as he cried about missing the premiere game of the WNBA Calgary Clucks and the Hilary Duff concert. Suddenly from out of nowhere Richerd Simons and Hilary come walking down the aisle hand in hand asking him to be their son. Kevin bursts into another dimension saying "Yes I will marry you Hilary Duff." and Jer says the same to Kelsey. Then Kelsey said yes, but Hillary declined. Distraught and alone, Bill asked Beth and she also said yes. So Kevin married the two couples. Then he realized that he was all alone, lost and he married Sharon. All this marrying happened so fast that Charles Peter Winchester the Third coughed up a hairball in Kevin's cake and then killed Richard so Hilary congradulated Kevin, and Kevin ended up marrying her anyway.
Meanwhile back in the other dimention Kevin said yes to Hilarys idea and they proceeded to the adoption agency where Judge Judy was having a hot dog while listening to testimony involving everyone who had ever heard about it. Beth Split up with Bill and went to Ross then thought Bill was better and went back with him, but Ross went for Brenda. Bill's mom thought that all this was partly brattish so she sent Gaddard packing and then jumped over the grand teddy bear picnic. Therefore, Beth and Bill had a son named Goku-Rama-Lama-Ding-Dong. Now, when Goku-Rama-Lama-Ding-Dong heard "Holly holy" by Neil Diamond, he would stick hotdogs in the microwave to give them that very special feeling.
Long story short, nobody seen Kevin loves Sharon, Jer loves Kelsey and Bill loves Beth. Beth loves poop and nuts mixed with cherries for garden fertilizer... while the fertilizer surprisingly did not like that mix at all...
I don't know why only 4 words can be added because my brain won't explode every Friday when the cheese melts!
Meanwhile, next door, I heard something I didnt fart at, so obviously the french fries were very fresh! Yummy! But cats have dogs and dogs have crows and crows eat chicken so chicken have bad luck. Maybe Turkey isn't that bad but it still has that effect
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