PastorJer
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- Jun 19, 2004
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Today all the french fries flew up my nose and I passed the point of no return.They were very delicious and I got salt all over my eyebrows. So I let dogs lick my face and shouted out yahoo. Then hard candy fell from the stinky geyser in Simsville after it exploded in a cloud of powder. It was an Ice Titan ready to destroy. Later, when the slush started, I realized I had remembered all the things I had forgotten. Love unexplainable walked through portals of light. It was Kelsey Grammar prancing gayly before the supercalifragilistic funky chicken! I laughed til tears ran down my face. The tears flew up from the corner of my ear. I was sugar high; I needed my caffeine! So off I went to Neverland and ate Tinkerbell. She was too chewy. Not to mention nutty. Why, she was also salty. I saw a cat and decided it had to eat. So therefore we hunted some burgers stuffed with rainbows. By the way, the cat's name was Charles Peter Winchester the Third. This is so silly, my mom was mad at Kelsey for knocking mother's glass off the balloon because Jer forgot to pick Kelsey up for Bill's birthday party! What ever was he thinkin it didn't matter because Sarah was so much more odd than Beth. Kelsey was so upset that she farted and almost killed Clay. Kevin laughed so hard that Jer started as well and milk spurted out his nose. Then a cat did a backflip into Jer's car named Samson and the car honked so loud the windsheild broke.
By the way trash heeped up on your lawn while you were reading this story!
"AAAAHHHHHHHHHHH" yelled Jer after the cat kissed Bill on the cheek. The next thing you know, Bill was chasing Beth out of Canada, and Jer doing likewise to Kelsey! Whoa, my goodness, what a ride! After all this Kevin went to a gay bar were he worked as a bouncer. Kevin kicked Jer's racoon into the bar and the racoon bit Charles Peter Winchester's paw so he went after Kevin. Running for days, Joe growled at Bill, funnily it was Kevin who
By the way trash heeped up on your lawn while you were reading this story!
"AAAAHHHHHHHHHHH" yelled Jer after the cat kissed Bill on the cheek. The next thing you know, Bill was chasing Beth out of Canada, and Jer doing likewise to Kelsey! Whoa, my goodness, what a ride! After all this Kevin went to a gay bar were he worked as a bouncer. Kevin kicked Jer's racoon into the bar and the racoon bit Charles Peter Winchester's paw so he went after Kevin. Running for days, Joe growled at Bill, funnily it was Kevin who
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