One line limerick

[lozzie]

There once was a jolly old lady

 

[Grammalamma]

She liked to sit where it was shady.

 

[JW youth]

The sun made her skin red

 

[lozzie]

Which gave her a dizzy head

 

[Grammalamma]

She'd sit with her sister, Sadie.

 

[Theofilus]

There once was a man from New York

 

[Grammalamma]

who never ate bacon or pork

 

[ReUsAbLePhEoNiX]

because he butchered pigs at work

 

[lozzie]

with a guy who was named Kirk

 

[Grammalamma]

They never let pork touch their fork

 

[Theofilus]

A rocket set out on a flight

 

[ReUsAbLePhEoNiX]

They never let pork touch their fork

Or Allah would think they were dorks

 

[Theofilus]

There once was a man from New York
who never ate bacon or pork
because he butchered pigs at work
with a guy who was named Kirk
They never let pork touch their fork
Or Allah would think they were dorks

Hey! We just made a 6 line limerick!

The new one started:

A rocket set out on a flight

 

[Cordy]

Not early, but late in the night,

 

[Grammalamma]

Where it was headed, no one knew.

 

[JessieFL]

but often it smelled like stew.

 

[lozzie]

So it cruised around where the stars are bright!

 

[Grammalamma]

Little Lulu went for a swim.

 

[JessieFL]

seeing that rocket made her grin.

 

[Grammalamma]

Grinning is something she liked to do.