One line limerick

[TheDerek]

And was hungry for a bit

 

[Jinnapiban]

To start a new limerick is hard.....

 

[Grammalamma]

Jinna, I think it's the easiest part

 

[Grammalamma]

So come on and give it a try.

 

[Jinnapiban]

I'm still wondering why...

 

[Grammalamma]

Please don't stop, you'll break my heart.

 

[Theofilus]

A handsome young man named Theo...

 

[Grammalamma]

married a lovely chick named Cleo

 

[Grammalamma]

Theo thought very highly of himself

 

[Grammalamma]

He put his feelings on the shelf

 

[usatxmom]

<<A handsome young man named Theo...
<<married a lovely chick named Cleo
<<Theo thought very highly of himself
<<He put his feelings on the shelf
And had a baby boy they named Neo.

There once was a baker in Dallas...

 

[Theofilus]

Who lived in a beutifull palace

 

[usatxmom]

He sang and he danced

 

[Grammalamma]

Around the palace he pranced.

 

[Grammalamma]

And on his foot, he got a callus

 

[Theofilus]

There was a young lady from Kent

 

[Grammalamma]

At the mall, much money she spent

 

[Sweet Pea]

she sold her house and lived in a tent

 

[Grammalamma]

But she still couldn't pay the rent.

(Trying to make this work; this is the way I think a limerick is supposed to go: The last word in the first 2 lines rhyme, the last word in the second 2 lines rhyme with each other, but not with the first 2. Then the last word in the last (5th) line rhymes with the last word in line 1 & 2). Since the 3rd person rhymed line 3 with 1 & 2, I also rhymed line 4, and the last word in line 5 will have to rhyme as well. Sound complicated? It doesn't have to be, honest.

 

[Grammalamma]

In her savings, she made a huge dent.

New one:

There was an old lady from Buffalo