One line limerick

[Grammalamma]

OK, here's what we have so far:

There once was a girl from Pertussis
Whose sister made a terrible ruckus
She put a gag in her mouth

 

[Jinnapiban]

OK, here's what we have so far:

There once was a girl from Pertussis
Whose sister made a terrible ruckus
She put a gag in her mouth

Then headed down south

 

[Jinnapiban]

Could we please stop posting in this thread- it gives me a headache when i try and read what people have posted. I will think of a better one in the near future. in the meantime, STTTOOOPPPPPPP!

* hands an aspirin to tomuea

 

[Grammalamma]

(go back 2 posts)

When she gets mad, she cusses.

 

[Jinnapiban]

(go back 2 posts)

When she gets mad, she cusses.

good one Gramma!

 

[Grammalamma]

Jinnapiban, come back and start a new limerick, please.

 

[Jinnapiban]

In the city of Belgium lives Gwen

 

[delicate_flower]

She likes to roll in a pig pen

 

[Jinnapiban]

But when the piggies get hungry....

 

[Grammalamma]

She counts all her money

 

[Jinnapiban]

Then she buys them some feed & some gin!

you go Gramma!

 

[Grammalamma]

There was a fun person named Jinnapiban

 

[Jinnapiban]

who chatted it up on CF like a ham

 

[Grammalamma]

She was friends with Grammalamma

 

[Jinnapiban]

who could rap like the Hammer!

 

[Grammalamma]

Then she emptied her mail box of spam.

(Your turn Jinnapban )

 

[Jinnapiban]

Then she emptied her mail box of spam.

(Your turn Jinnapban )

Ka BOOM - you're the bomb Gramma!

It's springtime and things will start blooming.

 

[Grammalamma]

And soon our gardens we'll be grooming.

 

[Jinnapiban]

buy mulch & fertilizer

 

[Grammalamma]

No one will be the wiser.

(Goodnight Jinnapiban )