on the Lighter side

[Nadiine]

K, it's getting heavy around here - so when it gets 'warm',
I'd like someplace to lighten things up a little bit with whatever
positive things there are to quote, joke about or whatever.

*this is my best attempt at being PC sensitive so give me
some credit and sing Kumbaya with me

Kumbaya my lord, kumbaya
Kumbaya my lord, kumbaya
Kumbaya my lord, kumbaya
Oh lord, kumbaya

Someones singing lord, kumbaya
Someones singing lord, kumbaya
Someones singing lord, kumbaya
Oh lord, kumbayah

*grabs a Smore*


Someones laughing, lord, kumbaya
Someones laughing, lord, kumbaya
Someones laughing, lord, kumbaya
Oh lord, kumbaya

Someones crying, lord, kumbaya
Someones crying, lord, kumbaya
Someones crying, lord, kumbaya
Oh lord, kumbaya

Someones praying, lord, kumbaya
Someones praying, lord, kumbaya
Someones praying, lord, kumbaya
Oh lord, kumbaya

Someones sleeping, lord, kumbaya
Someones sleeping, lord, kumbaya
Someones sleeping, lord, kumbaya
Oh lord, kumbaya
Oh lord, kumbaya

 

[brinny]

"Common sense
and a sense of humor
are the same thing,
moving at different speeds.
A sense of humor
is just
common sense,
dancing"

~William James​

 

[GQ Chris]

I hate liberal Trolls.

 

[JustAsIam77]

Okee Dokee I'll join in to lighten up the mood around here.


Email Warning! -


If you get an e-mail with "Nude Photos of Sarah Palin" in the subject line, do not open it. It might contain a virus.


If you get an e-mail with "Nude Photos of Hillary Clinton," do not open it.


It might contain nude photos of Hillary Clinton.

 

[Nadiine]

poor Hillary.
(which leads me to question why anybody attacked Bill for adultery)


(soddy)

 

[Nadiine]

I hate liberal Trolls.

hey
I think you missed the peeve thread unless I missed the joke

lol

 

[JustAsIam77]

Definition of a racist: A conservative who's winning an argument with a liberal.

 

[ladyt28]

Is this a thread that I can post pics like this?

I sure hope so because these are my favorites!

 

[brinny]

Roflol!!!

 

[ladyt28]

Roflol!!!

Great! That was my hope!

One more. This used to be in someone's sig and it still kills me!

 

[JustAsIam77]

Ladyt28...I can't stop laughing. You've got some great stuff!!

 

[Nadiine]

ROFLLLLLLL

I loved that "secret nuclear bunker" sign - announcing where it is.



& the Moses one fishing. LOLOL

 

[Secundulus]

Jesus was walking along one day, when He came upon a group of people surrounding a lady of ill repute. It was obvious that the crowd was preparing to stone her, so Jesus made His now-famous statement, "Let the person who has no sin cast the first stone."

The crowd was shamed and one by one began to turn away. All of a sudden, a lovely little woman made her way through the crowd. Finally getting to the front, she tossed a pebble towards the woman.

Jesus looks over and says, "I really hate it when you do that, Mom."

 

[Secundulus]

The Pope goes to New York. He is picked up at the airport by a limousine. He looks at the beautiful car and says to the driver, "You know, I hardly ever get to drive. Would you please let me?"

The driver is understandably hesistant and says, "I'm sorry, but I don't think I'm supposed to do that."

But the Pope persists, "Please?" The driver finally lets up. "Oh, all right, I can't really say no to the Pope."

So the Pope takes the wheel, and boy, is he a speed demon! He hits the gas and goes around 100 mph in a 45 zone. A policeman notices and pulls him over.

The cop walks up and asks the Pope to roll down the window. Startled and surprised, the young officer asks the Pope to wait a minute. He goes back to his patrol car and radios the chief.

Cop: Chief, I have a problem.

Chief: What sort of problem?

Cop: Well, you see, I pulled over this guy for driving way over the speed limit but it's someone really important.

Chief: Important like the mayor?

Cop: No, no, much more important than that.

Chief: Important like the governor?

Cop: Wayyyyyy more important than that.

Chief: Like the president?

Cop: More.

Chief: Who's more important than the president?

Cop: I don't know, but he's got the Pope driving for him!

 

[WalksWithChrist]

The Pope goes to New York. He is picked up at the airport by a limousine. He looks at the beautiful car and says to the driver, "You know, I hardly ever get to drive. Would you please let me?"

The driver is understandably hesistant and says, "I'm sorry, but I don't think I'm supposed to do that."

But the Pope persists, "Please?" The driver finally lets up. "Oh, all right, I can't really say no to the Pope."

So the Pope takes the wheel, and boy, is he a speed demon! He hits the gas and goes around 100 mph in a 45 zone. A policeman notices and pulls him over.

The cop walks up and asks the Pope to roll down the window. Startled and surprised, the young officer asks the Pope to wait a minute. He goes back to his patrol car and radios the chief.

Cop: Chief, I have a problem.

Chief: What sort of problem?

Cop: Well, you see, I pulled over this guy for driving way over the speed limit but it's someone really important.

Chief: Important like the mayor?

Cop: No, no, much more important than that.

Chief: Important like the governor?

Cop: Wayyyyyy more important than that.

Chief: Like the president?

Cop: More.

Chief: Who's more important than the president?

Cop: I don't know, but he's got the Pope driving for him!

*snortle*


What kind of car did the Apostles ride around in?
A Honda.

They were in one Accord.

 

[blueguy]

Cute picture