On an airplane

[RealityCheck]

A rabbi was on a plane sitting next to a straight-laced minister.

The flight attendant came down and asked what the rabbi would like to drink. "I'll have a scotch on the rocks, ma'am."

She turns to the minister and asks him, and his stern reply is, "Madam, I would sooner commit the sin of adultery than permit alcohol to pass these lips."

The rabbi turns back to the flight attendant. "Ma'am, as long as there's a choice, I'll have what he's having."

 

[notanordinarygirl]

My brain doesn't work... I don't get it.

 

[RealityCheck]

My brain doesn't work... I don't get it.

Okay... maybe old Jewish-vaudeville jokes are not the best things to post.

You have to read what the minister says and think of it from the rabbi's point of view... what he sees as the offered alternative to a drink.

 

[KOTTMatt]

that's funny.

 

[i1will1obey1god]

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