Oldies but Goodies!

[SonWorshipper]

Jokes for the young at heart ( if nothing else!)


Herman's Hermits -" Mrs. Brown, You've Got A Lovely Walker

The Bee Gees - "How Can You Mend A Broken Hip"

The Temptations - "Papa's Got a Kidney Stone"

Nancy Sinatra - "These Boots Aren't Made for Bunions"

The Beatles - "I Get By With A Little Help From Depends"

Marvin Gaye - "I Heard It Through The Grape Nuts"

The Rolling Stones - "You Can't Always Pee When You Want"

Paul Simon - "Fifty Ways To Lose Your Liver"

Roberta Flack - "The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face"

ABBA - "Denture Queen"

Leo Sayer - "You Make Me Feel Like Napping"

Commodores - "Once, Twice, Three Times To The Bathroom"

Bobby Darin - "Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' A Flash"

John ny Nash - "I Can't See Clearly Now"

Procol Harum - "A Whiter Shade of Hair"

 

[mistertee49]

Great Post!!!! Enjoyed it very much!!!

 

[miggles]

Am I the only golden eagle that's a night owl?

Anyway, I love this post. I wonder where Anathemaian went.

 

[hat lady]

I'm no night owl, I gotta get up at 5:30am and go to work. Tho, some nights I try to get on around 7-9pm MST.

Son Worshipper-those dittes were cute. Made me laugh. Laughter is good medicine!

 

[miggles]

Oh, I meant to ask where did Sonworshipper go. I put Anathemaian by mistake.

 

[miggles]

I like to go to the commissary on base with my mother because they play oldies there. It's like from the 50's and early 60's. What wonderful songs they are! It's so nostalgic.

 

[Tavita]

Miggles, what's a commissary on base? (sorry if I'm a bit thick)

 

[miggles]

You aren't thick! I'm thick! I forgot that you were in another country. It's the grocery store on a military base.

 

[Tavita]

Ahh, so, do you live in or near a military base? We have a huge military training centre just outside our town here.

 

[miggles]

That's neat Tav. So I guess you have jets flying overhead all the time too, eh? There's 2 bases close by here. One is Eglin Air Force Base and the other is Hurlburt Air Field. We usually got to the commissary on Hurlburt.