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old ladies on the highway

oakie

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A policeman was driving down interstate 10 and came into a lot of traffic and honking. At the front of the mess was a car driving extremely slow and unsafe. He put on his lights, pulled the car over, and walked to the driver's seat.

Inside he noticed four old ladies. "Maam," he said to the driver, "You are just driving too slow. The speed limit here is at least 55, and you're not even going 20!"

"Oh no, sir," the lady replied, "We were going the speed limit. Just look at the sign there. The limit's posted at 10 miles an hour."

The officer looked where she pointed and sighed. "No, maam," he said, "That's the number of the highway here. This is interstate 10. The speed limit is 65 here!"

He looked into the back of the car and found two old ladies shaking, frightened out of their minds. "And what's wrong with you two?" He asked.

One lady calmed herself down, and said, "We just came off of highway 195!"