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There was a old Cowboy that had a really smart horse, like Zorro he could whistle and the Horse would come, He could point and the horse would go, So he wanted to see just how smart that horse really was, so in time he taught the horse to count, He would say to the horse give me five and the horse would stomp on the ground 5 times, he told the horse to give him ten, the horse stomped 5 times with his right hoof then 5 times with his left hoof, He said to him self, this horse is just to smart, I am going to train him some English.
So to get the horse to trout forwards he gave the command PRAISE THE LORD.... to get the horse to stop he gave the command
So one morning he got up too early, forgot to drink any coffee, and was in a hurry and climbed up on his horse and gave the command
PRAISE THE LORD, the horse took off, they were riding for some time when the old cowboy saw a cliff edge and they were headed right for it, he tried and tried to remember the command to get the horse to stop before they ran right off the cliff, then it hit him. He Screamed Hallelujah
the horse put on the breaks and came to one inch of going off the cliff, he looked down and said wheeeeehuuu. PRAISE THE LORD...
So to get the horse to trout forwards he gave the command PRAISE THE LORD.... to get the horse to stop he gave the command
So one morning he got up too early, forgot to drink any coffee, and was in a hurry and climbed up on his horse and gave the command
PRAISE THE LORD, the horse took off, they were riding for some time when the old cowboy saw a cliff edge and they were headed right for it, he tried and tried to remember the command to get the horse to stop before they ran right off the cliff, then it hit him. He Screamed Hallelujah
the horse put on the breaks and came to one inch of going off the cliff, he looked down and said wheeeeehuuu. PRAISE THE LORD...
