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allaloneguy
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This boy was at school, and he was teasing this girl he liked. She was teasing him back, and during the course of the argument, he called her a pink flower...just off the top of his head.
She started crying and told a teacher, who told the principal, who suspended the boy, telling him to come back when he knew better than to call people pink flowers.
He went home, told his mom, she slapped him, told him to go to his room and wait on his pa.
He trekked up the stairs, wondering what a pink flower was. When his dad got home, he came to talk to the boy.
"Son, what happened?"
"Dad, whats a pink flower?"
his dad got angry, screamed at him, and told him to get out and not come back until he cleaned up his language.
So the poor boy left and was wandering through the park, wondering what a pink flower was.
He happened upon an old lady, who was feeding pigeons. She asked him what was wrong. He told her his story and at the end, she asked what it was he had called the girl.
"Ill tell you, but will you promise not to hit me?"
She promised, and when he told her, she hit him anyway, and sent him to a guru on top of a mountain who would tell him what a pink flower was.
He climbed the mountain, taking three days to do so.
When he finally got to the top, he found the guru. The man said, "only those who are very perturbed come to me. What is it you want?"
"Please, sir, what is a pink flower?"
The guru launched a rock the size of a basketball at the boys head. Barely dodging the missile, the boy said," I DONT KNOW WHAT IT MEANS! PLEASE SOMEONE TELL ME!!!!!"
The guru calmed down, and told him that he didn't have the power to speak the cursed words, much less explain them. He sent the boy to yet another guru in a distant city who would tell him what to do.
The boy, now excited, began to run. As he neared the city, he crossed some train tracks and got hit by a train!
And the moral of the story is..... "Look both ways before you cross the train tracks!"
She started crying and told a teacher, who told the principal, who suspended the boy, telling him to come back when he knew better than to call people pink flowers.
He went home, told his mom, she slapped him, told him to go to his room and wait on his pa.
He trekked up the stairs, wondering what a pink flower was. When his dad got home, he came to talk to the boy.
"Son, what happened?"
"Dad, whats a pink flower?"
his dad got angry, screamed at him, and told him to get out and not come back until he cleaned up his language.
So the poor boy left and was wandering through the park, wondering what a pink flower was.
He happened upon an old lady, who was feeding pigeons. She asked him what was wrong. He told her his story and at the end, she asked what it was he had called the girl.
"Ill tell you, but will you promise not to hit me?"
She promised, and when he told her, she hit him anyway, and sent him to a guru on top of a mountain who would tell him what a pink flower was.
He climbed the mountain, taking three days to do so.
When he finally got to the top, he found the guru. The man said, "only those who are very perturbed come to me. What is it you want?"
"Please, sir, what is a pink flower?"
The guru launched a rock the size of a basketball at the boys head. Barely dodging the missile, the boy said," I DONT KNOW WHAT IT MEANS! PLEASE SOMEONE TELL ME!!!!!"
The guru calmed down, and told him that he didn't have the power to speak the cursed words, much less explain them. He sent the boy to yet another guru in a distant city who would tell him what to do.
The boy, now excited, began to run. As he neared the city, he crossed some train tracks and got hit by a train!
And the moral of the story is..... "Look both ways before you cross the train tracks!"
