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[msbojingles]

MY CAT SNORES.

She's laying here on my desk....SNORING








We now return you to the regularly scheduled programming already in progress.

 

[youthwalk]

LOL!!!

Most funny!

Mr. Blue doesn't snore really...he makes a weird singing noise when he sees me sometimes. Not the normal meow or purr.

But that's a revelation...Wow!

 

[Optimax]

Our dog snores. It is a Poodle. Gets really "wound up" at night sometimes. Her name is Peaches.

Peaches may get evicted some night should she get wound up much more.

Oops! Just remember. Wife might evict me if I evicted Peaches.

 

[msbojingles]

Our dog snores. It is a Poodle. Gets really "wound up" at night sometimes. Her name is Peaches.

Peaches may get evicted some night should she get wound up much more.

Oops! Just remember. Wife might evict me if I evicted Peaches.

I've never heard an animal snore before - now a snoring poodle!

I like your wife!!

 

[spiritfilledwoman]

One our dogs snores so loud that it drowns out the TV at times. So we just mute the TV and listen to him, while laughing. Better entertainment than what we're watching.

 

[msbojingles]

One our dogs snores so loud that it drowns out the TV at times. So we just mute the TV and listen to him, while laughing. Better entertainment than what we're watching.

 

[probinson]

Add my dog to the list of snorers.

One day, I went on the internet in search of a cure for doggy snoring, only to discover that while there are a plethora of sites with information for problems with human snoring, there was not a single site or piece of advice on what to do about your doggy's snoring.

Now seeing this thread, I think I may have found an untapped market!



Behold! My new product idea... Doggy snor-no-mor!

 

[spiritfilledwoman]

Add my dog to the list of snorers.

One day, I went on the internet in search of a cure for doggy snoring, only to discover that while there are a plethora of sites with information for problems with human snoring, there was not a single site or piece of advice on what to do about your doggy's snoring.

Now seeing this thread, I think I may have found an untapped market!



Behold! My new product... Doggy snor-no-mor!

If you make it, they will come!

 

[PastorMike]

that's so funny Pete, i want a piece of that action, sure to sell a million or more...

 

[Diatheke]

If my cat starts snoring that will be the last straw,
she already comes in the bedroom at night and walks on me and kneads me trying to wake me up - she figures if she is up, I should be up.

Heaven forbid she should need food or water in the middle of the night (by the way when I say food, if her bowl is not heaping full she will complain) she will get in the window sill and rake her paw across the blind making a terrible racket until I get up and serve her.

I tried moving her, food, water and cat box out of my closet into another room and just locking her out at night but she will not tolerate that either, she pushes her paw under the door and 'jiggles' the door making noise until I get up and let her in so she can of course harass me further.

I threaten her multiple times daily but she just laughs at me.

 

[Optimax]

If my cat starts snoring that will be the last straw,
she already comes in the bedroom at night and walks on me and kneads me trying to wake me up - she figures if she is up, I should be up.

Heaven forbid she should need food or water in the middle of the night (by the way when I say food, if her bowl is not heaping full she will complain) she will get in the window sill and rake her paw across the blind making a terrible racket until I get up and serve her.

I tried moving her, food, water and cat box out of my closet into another room and just locking her out at night but she will not tolerate that either, she pushes her paw under the door and 'jiggles' the door making noise until I get up and let her in so she can of course harass me further.

I threaten her multiple times daily but she just laughs at me.

Thats the way cats are.

Dogs become a part of the family.
Cats allow us to live with them.

 

[KOGwarrior]

I have two dogs and have never heard them snore. I do believe they have dreams, because both have at one time or another made mild wimpers or woofs in their sleep. I heard a noise one night from one of the dogs that woke me up. The wife said, "one of the dog's is just dreaming".

 

[msbojingles]

If my cat starts snoring that will be the last straw,
she already comes in the bedroom at night and walks on me and kneads me trying to wake me up - she figures if she is up, I should be up.

I love it!! My cat does that too...LOL I think it's cute ~ it drives DH bananas!

Heaven forbid she should need food or water in the middle of the night (by the way when I say food, if her bowl is not heaping full she will complain) she will get in the window sill and rake her paw across the blind making a terrible racket until I get up and serve her.

awwww...LOL... mine usually just wears herself out then curls up in a ball next to my legs.

I tried moving her, food, water and cat box out of my closet into another room and just locking her out at night but she will not tolerate that either, she pushes her paw under the door and 'jiggles' the door making noise until I get up and let her in so she can of course harass me further.

LOLOL!!

I threaten her multiple times daily but she just laughs at me.

hahahaha ~ you love her! You can't help it!

 

[msbojingles]

Behold! ... Doggy snor-no-mor!

If you make it, they will come!

 

[J4Jesus]

Mr. Blue doesn't snore really...he makes a weird singing noise when he sees me sometimes. Not the normal meow or purr.

A singing cat!! Is he going to be on TV someday I hope?

 

[J4Jesus]

Add my dog to the list of snorers.

One day, I went on the internet in search of a cure for doggy snoring, only to discover that while there are a plethora of sites with information for problems with human snoring, there was not a single site or piece of advice on what to do about your doggy's snoring.

Now seeing this thread, I think I may have found an untapped market!

I didnt see any cures on here...just complaints!

You know how some treat their dogs like they are people, and so much so, that even the DOG thinks he is "people". So just apply the info for the human cure so he won't get insulted.

 

[Diatheke]

If my cat starts snoring that will be the last straw,
she already comes in the bedroom at night and walks on me and kneads me trying to wake me up - she figures if she is up, I should be up.

Heaven forbid she should need food or water in the middle of the night (by the way when I say food, if her bowl is not heaping full she will complain) she will get in the window sill and rake her paw across the blind making a terrible racket until I get up and serve her.

I tried moving her, food, water and cat box out of my closet into another room and just locking her out at night but she will not tolerate that either, she pushes her paw under the door and 'jiggles' the door making noise until I get up and let her in so she can of course harass me further.

I threaten her multiple times daily but she just laughs at me.

Thats the way cats are.

Dogs become a part of the family.
Cats allow us to live with them.

I love it!! My cat does that too...LOL I think it's cute ~ it drives DH bananas!



awwww...LOL... mine usually just wears herself out then curls up in a ball next to my legs.



LOLOL!!



hahahaha ~ you love her! You can't help it!

Here is the guilty party - reading the Bible and praying that I don't throw her out in the street.

 

[spiritfilledwoman]

You know how some treat their dogs like they are people, and so much so, that even the DOG thinks he is "people".

Hey, I resemble that remark, thank you very much. And just what, pray tell, makes you think that a little guy wearing his sweater has a human complex?

 

[TheGloryisHere]

Add my dog to the list of snorers.

One day, I went on the internet in search of a cure for doggy snoring, only to discover that while there are a plethora of sites with information for problems with human snoring, there was not a single site or piece of advice on what to do about your doggy's snoring.

Now seeing this thread, I think I may have found an untapped market!



Behold! My new product idea... Doggy snor-no-mor!

too funny!!

My cats don't snore, but they chatter in their sleep; does that count?

 

[pdudgeon]

have you tried one of those 'breath-rite' strips yet?
bet that would drive them batty.