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CF has always been a site that welcomes people from different backgrounds and beliefs to participate in discussion and even debate. That is the nature of its ministry. In view of recent events emotions are running very high. We need to remind people of some basic principles in debating on this site. We need to be civil when we express differences in opinion. No personal attacks. Avoid you, your statements. Don't characterize an entire political party with comparisons to Fascism or Communism or other extreme movements that committed atrocities. CF is not the place for broad brush or blanket statements about groups and political parties. Put the broad brushes and blankets away when you come to CF, better yet, put them in the incinerator. Debate had no place for them. We need to remember that people that commit acts of violence represent themselves or a small extreme faction.
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1) Ziploc bags are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
2) Copiers are female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm them up again. It's an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are pushed.
3) A tire is male, because it goes bald and it's often over-inflated.
4) A hot air balloon is male, because to get it to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under it, and of course, there's the hot air part.
5) Sponges are female, because they're soft, squeezable and retain water.
6) A web page is female, because it's always getting hit on.
7) A subway is male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up.
8) An hourglass is female, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom.
9) A hammer is male, because it hasn't changed much over the last 5,000 years, but it's handy to have around.
10) A remote control is female. Ha! You thought it'd be male, didn't you? But consider this - it gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying!
2) Copiers are female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm them up again. It's an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are pushed.
3) A tire is male, because it goes bald and it's often over-inflated.
4) A hot air balloon is male, because to get it to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under it, and of course, there's the hot air part.
5) Sponges are female, because they're soft, squeezable and retain water.
6) A web page is female, because it's always getting hit on.
7) A subway is male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up.
8) An hourglass is female, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom.
9) A hammer is male, because it hasn't changed much over the last 5,000 years, but it's handy to have around.
10) A remote control is female. Ha! You thought it'd be male, didn't you? But consider this - it gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying!
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Nobody writes a goofy song like Randy Stonehill. 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fvhZDLQI4F8&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fvhZDLQI4F8&feature=related
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For the law of the Spirit of life in Christ Jesus has made me free from the law of sin and death. (Romans 8:2)
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Morning Has Broken
Morning has broken, like the first morning
Blackbird has spoken, like the first bird
Praise for the singing, praise for the morning
Praise for them springing fresh from the world
Sweet the rains new fall, sunlit from heaven
Like the first dewfall, on the first grass
Praise for the sweetness of the wet garden
Sprung in completeness where His feet pass
Mine is the sunlight, mine is the morning
Born of the one light, Eden saw play
Praise with elation, praise every morning
God's recreation of the new day
Good morning my friends.
Morning has broken, like the first morning
Blackbird has spoken, like the first bird
Praise for the singing, praise for the morning
Praise for them springing fresh from the world
Sweet the rains new fall, sunlit from heaven
Like the first dewfall, on the first grass
Praise for the sweetness of the wet garden
Sprung in completeness where His feet pass
Mine is the sunlight, mine is the morning
Born of the one light, Eden saw play
Praise with elation, praise every morning
God's recreation of the new day
Good morning my friends.
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Gong!!!!! Warning people. On topic.
Sneaky. Very sneaky.
(Did you notice I gave you a quiet gong? With your sinus problems I thought I'd spare you the loud noise. LOL)
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