Off Topic! (2)

[IisJustMe]

Just got my office, set up my laptop, and found seventy-eleven emails from Verizon wireless that I'd gotten since leaving home 20 minutes earlier, trying to get me to switch from Sprint. What's the matter with these people anyway? Don't they think we see through a message that emphasizes how clear they are? Anyone who talks that much about how "clear" their signal probably isn't telling the truth.

Oh well. G'Morning.

 

[BustedFlat]

Get It

Now get to work!
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[IisJustMe]

Little gong ... a little bit on topic

 

[MarkEvan]

 

[MarkEvan]

seventy-eleven emails

That even a number? Kind of like Lord of the Rings and whatever the number of bilbo bagginses birthday was.


Mark

 

[virtualgirl]

An elderly woman and her little grandson, whose face was sprinkled with bright freckles, spent the day at the zoo. Lots of children were waiting in line to get their cheeks painted by a local artist who was decorating them with tiger paws.

"You've got so many freckles, there's no place to paint!" a girl in the line said to the little fella. Embarrassed, the little boy dropped his head.

His grandmother knelt down next to him "I love your freckles. When I was a little girl I always wanted freckles." she said, while tracing her finger across the child's cheek. "Freckles are beautiful!"

The boy looked up, "Really?"

"Of course." said the grandmother. "Why, just name me one thing that's prettier than freckles."

The little boy thought for a moment, peered intensely into his grandma's face, and softly whispered, "Wrinkles."

 

[Floatingaxe]

Awws! But not these guys!

 

[IisJustMe]

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[psalms 91]

Good morning

 

[virtualgirl]

It's a beautiful day in this neighborhood,
A beautiful day for a neighbor.
Would you be mine?
Could you be mine?...

It's a neighborly day in this beauty wood,
A neighborly day for a beauty.
Would you be mine?
Could you be mine?...

I've always wanted to have a neighbor just like you.
I've always wanted to live in a neighborhood with you.

So, let's make the most of this beautiful day.
Since we're together we might as well say:
Would you be mine?
Could you be mine?
Won't you be my neighbor?
Won't you please,
Won't you please?
Please won't you be my neighbor?

 

[Nadiine]

Good morning

Hay Busted Flat! Hay Bill! Hay Iisjustme! Hi FloatingAxe!

I can't say anything to the post ahead of mine or get goned.

say hi in another post lol

 

[IisJustMe]

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[BustedFlat]

 

[IisJustMe]

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[Floatingaxe]

 

[IisJustMe]

**GONG!!**

Cats, back to back

No offense, I'm trying to re-establish the competitveness of the thread. LOL!
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[BustedFlat]

 

[IisJustMe]

He was 13 when he first sat down here, too ...
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[Floatingaxe]

**GONG!!**​

Cats, back to back​

No offense, I'm trying to re-establish the competitveness of the thread. LOL!​

 

[Floatingaxe]