Ode to Spam

[Tumbleweed64]

• • • • I do not want to read your spam.
        I do not want it, Sam I Am.
        
        I do not want to read your jokes.
        That virus warning? It’s a hoax!
        
        Don’t send me tests I must complete,
        Or cutesy poems that are sweet.
        
        I get enough of spam, I do.
        I hate to see it come from you.
        
        Spam offers drugs to make me stronger,
        Or make some part of me grow longer.
        
        So, when a joke or tale you see,
        Please, please don’t hit that forward key.
        
        Instead, why don’t you drop a line?
        How are your kids? Is your life fine?
        
        How can I pray for you today?
        Read a good book or seen a play?
        
        What victories can you report?
        I’d love to read it – long or short!
        
        I'll be so glad you didn't spam.
        Thank you, thank you, Sam I Am.

 

[Heart of a Seeker]

I like that!!

 

[GritsnGrace]

Spam offers drugs to make me stronger,
Or make some part of me grow longer.

 

[MrFreshdew]

spam
that stuff in a can
I am not a fan

 

[RoughEdges]

That brings to mind the Monty Python "Spam" song.