now you try

[george]

It,s so cold in my house, that even the heat is complaining about being cold.

my back aches so bad that even ben-gay hides from me everytime I go to the medicine cabient.

and now the next person try to see if he/she can come up with one.

hope this works.

 

[paulewog]

Ummmm...

My throat hurts so badly that my stomach thinks it's been cut?

 

[MizDoulos]

Since this sounds like a game to me, the thread has been moved here.

 

[waterwizard]

I feel so bad, my hair hurts.

 

[Gerry]

Games like this make my teeth itch!

 

[waterwizard]

Our mailman is so mean, when he comes to our house, our dog bites itself.

 

[Gerry]

I am so ugly that when I cry the tears roll down the back of my head to keep from running across my face.

 

[altya]

My teeth is so skew that I can eat an apple through a tennis racket with comfort.

 

[waterwizard]

My friend is so fast it only takes him a half hour to watch "60 Minutes".

 

[waterwizard]

I was so ugly, I had to sneak up on a glass of water to drink it.

 

[Lost]

Originally posted by waterwizard
Our mailman is so mean, when he comes to our house, our dog bites itself.

ROFL!!

Thank you water, I needed a honest to goodness heartful laff!

 

 

[TheDerek]

You're so full of it, your eyes are brown!

 

[waterwizard]

I drove around and around so long, I wound up in the state of Confusion.

 

[GraftMeIn]

You drive so slow my Great Great Great Grandma can pass you up with her walker.

 

[iqchicken]

I'm so stupid, I didn't qualify to take an IQ test.

 

[mimykinz]

I ate so much cheese i wasn't allowed to go to a Dairy Farm