Not really a joke but its a riddle

[GrahamVR]

Think of words ending in -GRY. Angry and hungry are two of them. There are only three words in the English language. What is the third word? The word is something that everyone uses every day. If you have listened carefully, I have already told you what it is.


the answer to that is actually "third" If you look at it carefully, the answer has nothing to do with GRY words

"what is the THIRD word"

its like saying what is the red colour

 

[God totally rox]

A man builds a square house with four sides facing south, and a big bear comes along, what color is the bear?

 

[GrahamVR]

white, because he lives in the North Pole

 

[faiththatbreathes]

You walk into a room in the middle of a blizzard. In the room are a fireplace, a wood stove, and a kerosene lamp. You have one match. Which do you light first?

 

[GrahamVR]

the match lol

 

[Caplio]

What has no doors or windows but has a star inside?

 

[GrahamVR]

maybe your brain?

 

[Lycana]

Your soul?

 

[jesusfreak3786]

What has no doors or windows but has a star inside?

an apple?