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Not really a joke but its a riddle

VeryTiredGirl

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Kalista said:
Think of words ending in -GRY. Angry and hungry are two of them. There are only three words in the English language. What is the third word? The word is something that everyone uses every day. If you have listened carefully, I have already told you what it is.

Moonlight's right; it's language. I was looking at the third word of the whole paragraph, not the third word in 'the English language'.:doh:
 
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Kalista got the first riddle right. NOTHING is greater than God, Nothing is as evil as Satan. Poor people have NOTHING, rich people need NOTHING, and if you eat NOTHING you'll die!! The answer to the one about, A time when their green, a time when their brown,but both of these times cause me to frown. But a time in between for just a short while ,their perfect and yellow and cause me to smile.... the answer is a BANANA!!!! Bye!!
 
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O.K. You stumped me on that one. I was thinking that it's a car, because they have no legs, they breathe in air through the carborator, they come to life and they also die even though they;re not alive. But cars don't dance!!! So, what's the answer?? Was I even close??
 
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I live in a place with three plastic walls
if I am put on the floor I can make poeple fall
I can be in a bottle
or all by myself,
some poeple store me
or place me on the shelf
you buy me often,
but never throw me away,
I am something
that most poeple use every day.
what am I?
 
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jesusfreak3786 said:
I live in a place with three plastic walls
if I am put on the floor I can make poeple fall
I can be in a bottle
or all by myself,
some poeple store me
or place me on the shelf
you buy me often,
but never throw me away,
I am something
that most poeple use every day.
what am I?
uh, soap?
 
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