Norwegian joke....

[God_Fixation]

Ole left Norway and moved to Minnesota where he bought him a donkey from an old farmer for $100.00. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day.

The next day, the farmer drove up and said "Ole, I have some bad news. The donkey died last night. "Well" said Ole, "just give me back the 100 dollars".
"I can’t" said the farmer "I all ready spent it."

"Ok den ust unload dat donkey".

"What are you going to do with him"?

"I’m going to raffle him off".

"You can’t raffle a dead donkey you dumb Norwegian".

"Well dats where you are wrong! You wait and learn how smart we Norwegians are".

A month later the farmer ran into Ole and asked "What happened with the dead donkey?"

"I raffled dat donkey off. I sold 500 tickets at two dollars a piece and made 998 dollars".

"Didn’t anyone complain?"

Just dat guy who won. So I gave him his two dollars

 

[HisPeculiarTreasure]

lol That's cute

 

[AnGeLBLU]

Yep. Cute indeed.

 

[God_Fixation]

I thought so

 

[SenseiPiccolo]

LOL
where do you all get these cute jokes?

 

[Godsgurl4ever2006]

that was funny

 

[sr. scholls]

Har har har! Veryyyy funny Karen. Chh, what's with all de Sara hate anywho? You hating de Sara? Ust because I'm stuck with a dead donkey in my shed don't mean I am a dumb Scandahooovian! :razz:

 

[paulewog]

I'm half Swedish...

just thought I'd mention that

 

[Wolseley]

Well, since I'm the resident Mick around here....

Muldoon lived all alone in a cabin in the Irish countryside, with only an old dog for companionship; they were inseparable and went everywhere together.

One day the old dog died, and a broken-hearted Muldoon went to the parish priest and asked, "Father, me dog is dead, Could ye be sayin' a Mass for the poor crayture?"

Father Patrick replied, "Ah, I'm afraid not, Muldoon; there's no services to be had for an animal in the Church. But I'll tell ye this: there's some Baptists a wee bit down the lane here, and there's no tellin' what sort of things they believe. Perhaps they could do something for the poor auld hound."

Muldoon sadly said, "I'll go right away, Father. Do ye think fifty pounds is enough of a stipend for the service?"

Father Patrick exclaimed, "Merciful Mary, Muldoon! Why didn't ye tell me the dog was a Catholic?"

 

[paulewog]

lol....

that could be offensive to Catholics

 

[Godsgurl4ever2006]

i didn't get it

 

[Marie]

lol, der'll all so cute!!

 

[sr. scholls]

From what I've seen Wolsely post, I do believe that he's a Catholic himself! Blasted be with your plans of sinistry! Muhahaha.

 

[Wolseley]

that could be offensive to Catholics

Nah. I'm Catholic, so it's okay. We can laugh at ourselves on occasion.

Try this one, though:

A rabbi, a Catholic priest, and a Baptist minister are all out on a lake fishing.

After an hour or so, the rabbi says, "It's time for me to visit the little boys room---excuse me." He gets out of the boat and walks across the water to shore and disappears in some bushes. A few minutes later, he walks back across the water and gets back into the boat.

About a half-hour later, the priest says, "Well, it's my turn now." He gets out of the boat and walks across the water, just the rabbi did. A bit later, he walks back across the water and gets into the boat.

The Baptist minister says to himself, "If they have that kind of faith, then so do I!" He gets out of the boat and goes straight to the bottom.

The priest and the rabbi toss the anchor overboard and fish around until they snag him, and haul him back into the boat, where everyone continues fishing.

An hour or so later, the rabbi says, "It's that time again," and back over the water and back he goes. Fifteen minutes later, the priest follows suit.

The minister says to himself, "I've been praying about this, and my faith is just as great as theirs!!!" He steps out of the boat and goes straight to the bottom.

At this point, the rabbi looks at the priest and says, "Don't you think we ought to tell him where those rocks are at?"

 

[sr. scholls]

LOL! Funniness! Baptists can laugh at themselves too you know.

 

[Wolseley]

The gate between heaven and hell breaks down, so St. Peter goes down the stairs to the gate, sticks his head through, and yells, "Hey, Satan!"

The devil comes walking up the stairs towards the gate, making notations on a clipboard, and says, "Whattaya want?"

"The gate's busted again," St. Peter says, "and it's your turn to fix it this time."

The devil shakes his head and says, "I'm too busy to monkey around with that. Fix it yourself."

St. Peter raises an eyebrow and says, "All right, I can do it that way if you want. But you do realize that this is in violation of our agreement, and if you don't fix the gate, you leave me no choice except to go back up topside and file suit for breach of contract."

The devil stares as St. Peter for a second, and then bursts into hysterical laughter. St. Peter looks at him for a few minutes, and then says, "Okay, what's so funny?"

"What's so funny?" the devil says, wiping tears out of his eyes. "You are gonna go back up topside, and file suit against me, for breach of contract!"

"That's right," St. Peter says. "What's so funny about that?"

The devil starts laughing all over again and gasps, "Where are you gonna find a lawyer???"

 

[paulewog]

hehe I like teh last one

 

[Marie]

rofl!!! the last one is great!!!

 

[paulewog]

I agree

 

[Torah]

Ole left Norway and moved to Minnesota where he bought him a donkey from an old farmer for $100.00. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day.

The next day, the farmer drove up and said "Ole, I have some bad news. The donkey died last night. "Well" said Ole, "just give me back the 100 dollars".
"I can’t" said the farmer "I all ready spent it."

"Ok den ust unload dat donkey".

"What are you going to do with him"?

"I’m going to raffle him off".

"You can’t raffle a dead donkey you dumb Norwegian".

"Well dats where you are wrong! You wait and learn how smart we Norwegians are".

A month later the farmer ran into Ole and asked "What happened with the dead donkey?"

"I raffled dat donkey off. I sold 500 tickets at two dollars a piece and made 998 dollars".

"Didn’t anyone complain?"

Just dat guy who won. So I gave him his two dollars

I think this was funny. It was posted in 2002 and about to go over the edge into never, never land.