Noah..

[Chris Green]

One day God calls down to Noah and says, "Noah me old china, I want you to make me a new Ark". Noah replies, "No probs God, me old Supreme Being anything you want after all you're the guv'

.. But God interrupts, "Ah, but there's a catch.
This time Noah, I want not just a couple of decks, . . I want 20 decks one
on top of the other".

"20 DECKS!", screams Noah. "Well, OK Big Man, whatever you say. Should I fill it up with all the animals just like last time?"

"Yep, that's right, well . . sort of right . . this time I want you to fill
it up with fish", God answers.

"Fish?", queries Noah
"Yep, fish . . well, to make it more specific Noah, I want carp - wall to
wall, floor to ceiling - Carp!"

Noah looks to the skies. "OK God my old mucker, let me get this right, you
want a New Ark?"

"Check".

"With 20 decks, one on top of the other?".

"Check".

"And you want it full of Carp?".

"Check".

"Why?" asks the perplexed Noah, who was slowly but
surely getting to the end of his tether..........................
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"Dunno", says God, "I just fancied a Multi-Storey Carp Ark

 

[Miss Mayberry]

 

[Jeremiah the Bullfrog]

Good grief that was a BAD PUN! LOL! I love bad puns.

 

[ChristianTeen]

I didn't get it.

 

[daydreamergurl15]

I didn't get it.

Me too

 

[Miss Mayberry]

ChristianTeen - 'multi-story carp ark'. Say it fast: 'multi-story car park'. (A 'Carpark' must be a term in the UK used to describe what we call a 'parking garage'.) Like 'me old china'. I didn't get that part.

 

[Chris Green]

sorry, i never thought you may not call them car parks in america.

 

[Jeremiah the Bullfrog]

Whoa! I got British humour!

 

[ChristianTeen]

Actually before I saw your reply I read the end again and got it.

 

[TomUK]

That's a great joke

 

[Diakonos]

I didn't get it.

Neither did I.