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here are two sets items on noahs arks....
EVERYTHING I REALLY NEED TO KNOW I LEARNED FROM NOAH'S ARK [Author Anonymous]
1. Plan ahead. It wasn't raining when Noah built the ark.
2. Stay fit. When you're 600 years old, someone might ask you to do something REALLY big.
3. Don't listen to critics -- do what has to be done.
4. Build on the high ground.
5. For safety's sake, travel in pairs.
6. Two heads are better than one.
7. Speed isn't always an advantage. The cheetahs were on board, but so were the snails.
8. If you can't fight or flee -- float!
9. Take care of your animals as if they were the last ones on earth.
10. Don't forget that we're all in the same boat.
11. When the doo-doo gets really deep, don't sit there and complain-- shovel!
12. Stay below deck during the storm.
13. Remember that the ark was built by amateurs and the Titanic was built by professionals.
14. If you have to start over, have a friend by your side.
15. Remember that the woodpeckers INSIDE are often a bigger threat than the storm outside.
16. Don't miss the boat.
17. No matter how bleak it looks, there's always a rainbow on the other side.
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this next gruop is what kids answered to some questions on Noah.
"Why was Noah chosen as the survivor of the great flood?"
"Noah was in the navy and he knew a lot about ships." Demetrius, age 7
"That Noah person had connections. He knew a couple of angels personally." Carmen, age 8
"Noah was a leader. He had a loud voice, so the animals would listen to him when he told them to get up on the boat fast because it started to rain." Joe, age 8
"The special instructions that God gave to Noah with regard to the Ark and the big sea voyage."
"Don't hammer too loud. You'll wake up the heavens." Peggy, age 10
"Just build the Ark, Noah, and the animals will come .... Trust me." Brett, age 11
"No, Noah, you can't take your exercise equipment with you on the Ark. This isn't a pleasure trip!" Natalie, age 10
EVERYTHING I REALLY NEED TO KNOW I LEARNED FROM NOAH'S ARK [Author Anonymous]
1. Plan ahead. It wasn't raining when Noah built the ark.
2. Stay fit. When you're 600 years old, someone might ask you to do something REALLY big.
3. Don't listen to critics -- do what has to be done.
4. Build on the high ground.
5. For safety's sake, travel in pairs.
6. Two heads are better than one.
7. Speed isn't always an advantage. The cheetahs were on board, but so were the snails.
8. If you can't fight or flee -- float!
9. Take care of your animals as if they were the last ones on earth.
10. Don't forget that we're all in the same boat.
11. When the doo-doo gets really deep, don't sit there and complain-- shovel!
12. Stay below deck during the storm.
13. Remember that the ark was built by amateurs and the Titanic was built by professionals.
14. If you have to start over, have a friend by your side.
15. Remember that the woodpeckers INSIDE are often a bigger threat than the storm outside.
16. Don't miss the boat.
17. No matter how bleak it looks, there's always a rainbow on the other side.
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this next gruop is what kids answered to some questions on Noah.
"Why was Noah chosen as the survivor of the great flood?"
"Noah was in the navy and he knew a lot about ships." Demetrius, age 7
"That Noah person had connections. He knew a couple of angels personally." Carmen, age 8
"Noah was a leader. He had a loud voice, so the animals would listen to him when he told them to get up on the boat fast because it started to rain." Joe, age 8
"The special instructions that God gave to Noah with regard to the Ark and the big sea voyage."
"Don't hammer too loud. You'll wake up the heavens." Peggy, age 10
"Just build the Ark, Noah, and the animals will come .... Trust me." Brett, age 11
"No, Noah, you can't take your exercise equipment with you on the Ark. This isn't a pleasure trip!" Natalie, age 10
