No vowel game

[Spikey]

It's raining it's pouring the old man is snoring.

S*m *s *t r**lly w*ndy wh*r* y** *r*? Bl*w*ng * g*l* h*r*

 

[Sam91]

Samantha is it really windy where you are? Blowing a gale here.

*t *s s*pp*s*d t* b* d*ng*r t* l*f* h*r* b*t *t *s n*t th*t dr*m*t*c. R**n*ng h**v*ly *nd w*ndy.

*'m *n D*nd**.

 

[Spikey]

It is supposed to be danger to life here but it is not that dramatic. Raining heavily and windy.

I'm in Dundee.

N*v*r **t y*ll*w sn*w.

 

[Sam91]

Never eat yellow snow

Wh*t's th* t*m*? T*n t* n*n*. H*ng y**r w*sh*ng *n th* l*n*. Wh*n th*y'r* dry br*ng th*m *n p*t th*m *n th* b*sc**t t*n.
**t * b*sc**t, **t * c*k*, **t y**r kn*ck*rs by m*st*k*

 

[Spikey]

What's the time? Ten to nine. Hang your washing on the line. When they're dry bring them in put them in the biscuit tin.
Cut a biscuit cut a cake, eat your knickers by mistake.

N*v*r h**rd th*t b*f*r* t*d*y l*l.

 

[Sam91]

R**ll* ? * h**rd *t th*rty y**rs *g* *n B**m*ngh*m

And it was eat a biscuit, eat a cake..

 

[Spikey]

Oh yeah Ooops

 

[Doctor.Sphinx]

Really? I heard it thirty years ago in Birmingham.

K*ng J*hn
P*t *p * n*t*c*,
"L*ST *r ST*L*N *r STR*Y*D!
J*M*S J*M*S
M*RR*S*N'S M*TH*R
S**MS T* H*B* B**N M*SL**D.
L*ST S**N
W*ND*R*NG V*G**LY
Q**T* *F H*R *WN *CC*RD,
SH* TR**D T* G*T D*WN T* TH* *ND *F
TH* T*WN - F*RTY SH*LL*NGS R*W*RD!

 

[Sam91]

King John
Put up a notice,
"LOST or STOLEN or STRAYED!
JAMES JAMES
MORRISON'S MOTHER
SEEMS TO HABE (have?) BEEN MISLEAD. (Misled?)
LAST SEEN
WANDERING VAGUELY
QUITE OF HER OWN ACCORD,
SHE TRIED TO GET DOWN TO THE END OF
THE TOWN - FORTY SHILLINGS REWARD!

 

[Doctor.Sphinx]

King John
Put up a notice,
"LOST or STOLEN or STRAYED!
JAMES JAMES
MORRISON'S MOTHER
SEEMS TO HABE (have?) BEEN MISLEAD. (Misled?)
LAST SEEN
WANDERING VAGUELY
QUITE OF HER OWN ACCORD,
SHE TRIED TO GET DOWN TO THE END OF
THE TOWN - FORTY SHILLINGS REWARD!

Mislaid.

 

[Sam91]

Ah ty

It's a poem!

 

[Doctor.Sphinx]

Ah ty

It's a poem!

Yup! Disobedience, by A. A. Milne, I think.

 

[Sam91]

Th* f*rst t*n m*ll**n y**rs w*r* th* w*rst. *nd th* s*c*nd t*n m*ll**n: th*y w*r* th* w*rst, t**. Th* th*rd t*n m*ll**n I d*dn’t *nj*y *t *ll. *fter th*t, I w*nt *nt* * b*t *f * d*cl*n*

 

[Doctor.Sphinx]

The first ten million years were the worst. And the second ten million: they were the worst, too. The third ten million I didn’t enjoy at all. After that, I went into a bit of a decline. (Douglas Adams - Lol!)

 

[Doctor.Sphinx]

The first ten million years were the worst. And the second ten million: they were the worst, too. The third ten million I didn’t enjoy at all. After that, I went into a bit of a decline. (Douglas Adams - Lol!)

“W** t* y**, scr*b*s *nd Ph*r*s**s, hyp*cr*t*s! F*r y** *r* l*k* wh*t*w*sh*d t*mbs, wh*ch **tw*rdly *pp**r b***t*f*l, b*t w*th*n *r* f*ll *f d**d p**pl*'s b*n*s *nd *ll *ncl**nn*ss.

 

[Sam91]

Woe to you, scribes and Pharisees, hypocrites! For you are like whitewashed tombs, which outwardly appear beautiful, but within are full of dead peoples bones and all uncleanness. -Our Lord and Saviour the Lord Christ Jesus.

 

[Spikey]

* w*nt t* ch*rch y*st*rd*y, *t w*s h*rv*st f*st*v*l. * th*nk th* v*c*r m*y h*v* b**n dr*nk.

 

[Sam91]

Lol! :o

 

[Sam91]

Pr*y f*r h*m!

 

[Spikey]

Y** c*n.. *'m n*t *nt* pr*y*ng