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New Robotic Bartender

Bladecarver

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At the Old Town Pub in Silverdale the owner installed a new robotic bartender.
The new robotic bartender not only dispense drinks flawlessly, it also, like any good bartender, engages in appropriate conversation.

A customer entered the bar and orders a drink.

The robot serves him a perfectly prepared cocktail then asks him, "What's your IQ?"

The man replies, "150."

The robot then proceeds to make conversation about Quantum physics, string theory, chemistry, computer science and other such subjects.

The customer is very impressed and thinks, "this is really cool."

The man decides to test the robot so he walks out of the bar, turns around and comes back in for another drink.

Again, the robot serves him a perfectly prepared drink and asks him, "What's your IQ?"

The man responds, "100."

Immediately the robot starts talking, but this time, about football, baseball, cheerleaders, "The Man Show" and other such subjects.

Really impressed, the man leaves the bar and decides to give the robot one more test.

He goes back in, the robot serves him and asks, "What's your IQ?"

The man replies, "50."

The robot says, "So, you gonna vote for Kerry and Edwards?"