NEW GAME: NEOLOGISMS

[Salsa_1960]

Here's a New Game:
It's called "NEOLOGISMS" or "New Words."

The rules are simple. You create a new word and simply explain it (as in a dictionary) and put it in a sentence if you can.

Here are two for starters:

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antisplashalism - (n) the belief that people who splash you in the pool are bound for Hades.​

"The lifeguard was not so concerned about the safety of the children in the pool as he was for their souls for he was a strict antisplashalist."​

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deschatology (n) The branch of theology that is concerned with the size of the clergyperson's desk (especially in relationship to his or her type of computer).

Deschatologists try to make a seperate place on each desk for Bibles, Catechisms and Teddy Bears.
(Note: Our minister has small collection of teddy bears in her office).

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[moerunamida]

zorentic-(v) (adj) the meaning of anything you want at that specific moment to make yourself sound intelligent.

"Oh, quit being so zorentic!"
"The zorentic girl wandered into the midnight mist."

~Mandie

 

[Hidden in Christ]

laffatable--used to describe a person or thing that provides humor and amusement to people

I enjoy being around someone as laffatable as he is.

 

[plum]

This word was made up on the Cosby Show, but since it needs to become official:

Zrbtt: "zur'-bitt" (v.) To playfully kiss or tickle someone by blowing air hard against their skin with an open mouth, making a rumbling, bubbly sound and sensation.
syn. raspberries, blowing raspberries...

 

[en|gma]

penrouette - noun. The act of twirling a pen between one's forefinger and middle finger for an extended period of time. [English: pen; English/French: pirouette]

Example: Quit that penrouette! It's making me dizzy! (usually by your boss)

 

[Mirror]

zenofinology- the study of moon dust.

 

[LilZoIsaGnome]

Fadiggle - 1. The name for any offensive smells ommited from various animals
2. Richard Nixon's Dog's 3rd puppie's name.

1. The governemnt experimented with encapsulating fadiggle and using it much like tear gas.

2. Richard and Faddigle were both kicked out of the White House the same day.

 

[Mirror]

monallogy- the study af how much money falls every day.

 

[He put me back together]

bandaid licker (n) an individual who believes that he is a vampire, simply because he got a sunburn once.

Oh, and be sure to prepare the waterbuckets...we always get bandaid lickers every halloween.

 

[He put me back together]

Hoopwilly (n) any exciting or life-threating experience involving more than 3 people, particularly featuring antagonists.

Shhhhhh! What? You wanna git in uh hoopwilly with tha neighbors?

 

[Slina]

sharkattakitis (n) a disease which often follows a shark bite.

He denied that he had been bitten by a shark, even after he was diagnosed with sharkattakitis.

 

[PistGurl]

Laphritism

Any phrase that uses words such as golly, gosh, bean.

'oh golly' 'oh gosh, he's done it again' 'Want a game old bean?'

 

[laura_lynn]

fragamorphuous - when someone is so cool, they almost have the ability to actually morph into a fraggle.
"Hey man, you're so stellar, you're FRAGAMORPHUOUS!"

 

[Room4all]

Antifactus Shock- A condition brought on by the sudden realization the point you were making is lacking any sustainable proof .

 

[megsmom_1999]

odiferist--n-one who has the awful habit of emitting hazardous gases from their body
ex. My son Cole is a first rate odiferist.

 

[Michaela]

imaddict--one who is addicted to Instant Messanger

 

[en|gma]

pedabomb (noun): when a person's feet smells so bad to be considered a biochemical weapon and US outlawed

e.g. Oh for G**d's sakes! Take that pedabomb to Iraq!

 

[Myah]

mintquaphobic-fear of mint juleps
Bob wont go to the bar, because he is mintquaphobic

 

[megsmom_1999]

KERNELGAGALOUS--THAT LITTLE PIECE OF POPCORN KERNEL THAT GETS CAUGHT IN YOUR THROAT AND TICKLES IT AND MAKES ONE COUGH DURING A MOVIE.

"THAT THEATER HAS THE MOST KERNELGAGALOUS POPCORN I HAVE EVER EATEN."

 

[en|gma]

corazoparadoxyconfusodous : somebody you find really attractive but you find repulsive at the same time (Spanish: corazon = heart; English: paradox; English: confusion)

e.g. The guy at the gas station is very corazoparadoxyconfusodous!