New game! I'm so conservative...

[Echoes Peak]

I'm so conservative...I make Jerry Falwell think he's a liberal.

 

[ZiSunka]

I'm so conservative I think Teletubbies is a kids' show, not a political statement!

 

[WiredSpirit]

I'm so conservative, I don't let my boyfriend out of the kitchen where he belongs.

 

[SumTinWong]

I am so conservative... wait a minute... your boyfriend? haha I get it...LOL

Anyway I am so conservative Ollie North asks me to help him with his speeches.

 

[2Timothy2]

I am so conservative that I don't get that.

 

[WiredSpirit]

I'm so conservative, I'm posting in the Baptist forum (just realized that, BTW)

Sometimes I just go through a forum reading every thread and I see something to respond to and don't realize what forum I'm in. Sorry.

Hope this is a 'fellowship' thread.

 

[kyzar]

I'm so conservative that I think sin, is BAD!!!

Sorry if anyone isn't as conservative as that... jk...

 

[ZiSunka]

I'm so conservative, I'm posting in the Baptist forum (just realized that, BTW)

Sometimes I just go through a forum reading every thread and I see something to respond to and don't realize what forum I'm in. Sorry.

Hope this is a 'fellowship' thread.

Yep!

 

[ZiSunka]

I'm so conservative that I think self-control is a desirable thing!

 

[Iosias]

I am so conservative that I am a pro-Israeli European!

I am so conservative that I believe the Shadow cabinet should join New labour!

 

[ufonium2]

I'm so conservative I think talk radio has a liberal bias.

 

[2Timothy2]

I'm so conservative I think talk radio has a liberal bias.

I'm so conservative, I actually believe what the Bible says.

 

[ZiSunka]

I'm so conservative I think Christian symbols should only be used by people who have faith in Christ, and should never be used as mere ornaments. Madonna ought to stop wearing cross earrings when performing in linergie!

 

[Echoes Peak]

I'm so conservative I actually believe that Christ has something to do with this holiday called Christmas.

 

[ZiSunka]

I'm so conservative I call "Easter" Resurrection Day!

 

[ZiSunka]

I'm so conservative that I have an autographed picture of Joe McCarthy on my desk!

Really? Why?

 

[kyzar]

I'm so conservative I believe that a child should have two parents of different genders!!! (No gay/lesbian marriages, no 'sick of you' divorces, no 'woops i got you pregnant tough luck' ditches...)

 

[2Timothy2]

I'm so conservative, I thought 'name it and claim it' was some kind of game show.

 

[Luv4Jesus]

I'm so conservative that I attend a conservative Baptist Church and only follow the KJV Bible as my "church" authority rather than traditions of men and believe in the New Earth creation as it is presented in the Bible.

 

[Echoes Peak]

I am so conservative I believe God created the Universe.