New game! I'm so conservative...

[ZiSunka]

I'm so conservative that...

I think people shouldn't buy sexy underwear unless they are married!

 

[SumTinWong]

I am so conservative I set my V chip to skip over cnn.

 

[ZiSunka]

I am so conservative, I think Fox News is balanced reporting!

 

[Carrye]

I am so conservative, I think Fox News is balanced reporting!

LOL! Me too.

 

[NicodemusPrime]

I'm so conservative, I put it in my title.

 

[SumTinWong]

I'm so conservative, next to me Donald Rumsfield looks like Al Gore.

 

[ZiSunka]

I'm so conservative, next to me Donald Rumsfield looks like Al Gore.

LOL!

 

[crossrunner]

I'm so conservative that Rush Limbaugh gets his truth from me!
I'm so conservative that it was I who started the vast right wing consperacy.
I'm so conservative that I clipped off all my pet birds' left wings.

Please know that all the above are jokes! I don't even own a bird. But I'm still pretty conservative!

 

[ZiSunka]

I'm so conservative that I LOVE living in Ohio.

 

[christianrock1]

Define conservative,lol

 

[ZiSunka]

It means anything you want it to mean!

 

[Crazy Liz]

I'm so conservative (NOT!) I'll probably get banned for posting in this thread.

 

[ufonium2]

I'm so conservative Michael Savage thinks I'm intolerant.

I'm so conservative I've been banned from New England. I'm not even allowed to eat the clam chowder!

 

[SumTinWong]

I am so conservative my picture is in the dictionary next to the definition.

 

[2Timothy2]

I'm so conservative, I think this is funny:

 

[kyzar]

I'm so conservative that I think my future mother-in-law is right in saying my fiance's fathers girlfriend shouldn't come to our engagement party!

(I am being a little be sarcastic, but everyone says: 'no let her come' and i feel really 'old fashioned'!)

 

[Echoes Peak]

Define conservative,lol

LOL. I'm so conservative I actually invented the definition conservative (and know how to use it correctly).

 

[P_G]

I'm so conservative that Ronald Regan always seemed a little too centric for my tastes!

 

[ZiSunka]

I'm so conservative, I wear a swim dress over my bathing suit at the pool!

 

[P_G]

I'm so conservative that I have an autographed picture of Joe McCarthy on my desk!