New Evolution Ladder!

[Megachihuahua]

Scientists this week discovered that humans didn't evolve from primates. It was another animal. Using Bill Clinton as a test subject, they have discovered this:
Rat----Snake----Weasel-----Lawyer------Bill Clinton

 

[ThePhoenix]

Mushroom----Dodo Bird ----- Sloth ---- High School Dropout -----George W. Bush

 

[Megachihuahua]

Mushroom----Dodo Bird ----- Sloth ---- High School Dropout -----George W. Bush

!

Marx---Korean---Jimmy Carter

I christian thee the Make fun of presidents through evolution thread!

 

[Frumious Bandersnatch]

And there is some evidence that creationists and humans share a common ancestor.

http://thamus.org/News/science/humans_link.html

The Frumious Bandersnatch

 

[ThePhoenix]

And there is some evidence that creationists and humans share a common ancestor.

http://thamus.org/News/science/humans_link.html

The Frumious Bandersnatch

Now now, no need to be insulting (except to presidents, cause they deserve it).

Sucker Fish --- Pit Viper --- Hyena ---- Richard Nixon

 

[Frumious Bandersnatch]

Now now, no need to be insulting (except to presidents, cause they deserve it).

Sucker Fish --- Pit Viper --- Hyena ---- Richard Nixon

You mean I might share a common ancestor with George Bush Jr.? What a thought!

The Frumious Bandersnatch

 

[Megachihuahua]

Now now, no need to be insulting (except to presidents, cause they deserve it).

Sucker Fish --- Pit Viper --- Hyena ---- Richard Nixon

Don't forget lawyers, judges, and politicians.

 

[revolutio]

Rock - Toad - Jabberwocky - Ashcroft

 

[Megachihuahua]

Rock - Toad - Jabberwocky - Ashcroft

Socialist sympathiser-head of ACLU-Ruth Betta Ginsburg
(Jokes are funny when they are more of a life story than evolution)

 

[Megachihuahua]

You mean I might share a common ancestor with George Bush Jr.? What a thought!

The Frumious Bandersnatch

Adam or Eve?

 

[Frumious Bandersnatch]

Rock - Toad - Jabberwocky - Ashcroft

Talk about insulting! Please don't insult my friend the Jabberwock. He doesn't mind coming from a toad but to think that he gave rise to Ashcroft is mortally insulting. Of course he is already dead.

Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe:
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe.

"Beware the Jabberwock, my son!
The jaws that bite, the claws that catch!
Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun
The frumious Bandersnatch!"

He took his vorpal sword in hand:
Long time the manxome foe he sought --
So rested he by the Tumtum tree,
And stood awhile in thought.

And, as in uffish thought he stood,
The Jabberwock, with eyes of flame,
Came whiffling through the tulgey wood,
And burbled as it came!

One, two! One, two! And through and through
The vorpal blade went snicker-snack!
He left it dead, and with its head
He went galumphing back.

"And, has thou slain the Jabberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!'
He chortled in his joy.

`Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe;
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe.
From Through the Looking Glass and what Alice found there by Lewis Carroll


The Frumious Bandersnatch