New Calvinist Hymnal released !!

[nonaeroterraqueous]

PLEASE NOTE:

There has been a request to move this thread to Kitchen Sink or Junk Drawer; it quickly devolved to satire about any position, not just the Calvinist Hymnal.

Well, that was destined to happen.

 

[Bible Highlighter]

Go fly a kite! This thread is for humor!

May God bless you today (even if we disagree).

 

[Anto9us]

Looks like this thread stays here after all
maybe it was foreordained...
Everyone have fun with it
it's just a humor thread

At another board, there is a whole sub-forum for Satire
chock-full of Babylon Bee stuff
they are the Saturday Night Live of Christianity

 

[Anto9us]

Just how our free will fits in with God's sovereignity is not a mystery we will ever understand in this world.

I would say I agree with that, Monk...

 

[JM]

 

[Rescued One]

Arminian “grace!” How strange the sound,
Salvation hinged on me.
I once was lost then turned around,
Was blind then chose to see.

What “grace” is it that calls for choice,
Made from some good within?
That part that wills to heed God’s voice,
Proved stronger than my sin.

Thru many ardent gospel pleas,
I sat with heart of stone.
But then some hidden good in me,
Propelled me toward my home.

When we’ve been there ten thousand years,
Because of what we’ve done,
We’ve no less days to sing our praise,
Than when we first begun.

That's what I wanted to say!

 

[Rescued One]

 

[Anto9us]

God has decided that I will follow Him
God has decided that I will follow Him
God has decided that I will follow Him
No turning back
No turning back