Never ending story game

[RuthD]

suddenly some strangers appeared and they....

 

[Jimmy P]

asked to borrow some toilet paper. Jerry said "Just keep it, we don't want it back", so the strangers went behind the house and

 

[RuthD]

lit the tp on fire after they had...

 

[Jimmy P]

wiped with it. So they made a stink bomb and threw it on the porch...

 

[verityhope]

Where jimmy sits and...

 

[RuthD]

Jimmy jumped up and let a few stinkers go and laughed and then...

 

[Jimmy P]

drove to Walmart and bought new underwear. After changing his drawers in the car, he

 

[verityhope]

Threw them out the car window and was stopped by a police officer who then...

 

[Jimmy P]

walked up to the car, peeling the undies from his face...said "Scuse me sir, would these be yours?"

Jimmy answered and said

 

[RuthD]

maybe, maybe not and then the cop...

 

[Jimmy P]

tried on the underwear and said "Hey, they fit me, so mine now" and let Jimmy off with a warning...so Jimmy began driving away and

 

[RuthD]

the cop came back and asked him if he'd like to eat some beanz with him...

 

[Jimmy P]

so they sat on top of the cop car eating beans...then had garlic for dessert. The cop farted and hovered for a moment above the squad car...together they just laughed and laughed until

 

[RuthD]

until they saw a elephant walking down the street taking a stroll and then...

 

[Jimmy P]

they hopped in their respective vehicles and got outta there...found an old garage, pulled in and

 

[RuthD]

checked their oil levels and..

 

[Jimmy P]

changed their shirts cause of checking the oil....so they went into the back and found some blouses, figured might as well. So they came back out and saw

 

[Susie~Q]

The elephant eating an open can of beans and garlic, oh no they said..............

 

[Jimmy P]

Our beans and garlic are gone, what are we gonna do. Just then, the elephant burped...the guys look at each other...then a little riiip...the elephant looked at the guys...and then heaving noises start coming from the elephant and

 

[RuthD]

he only heaved up 2 beans and then let a huge one rippppppppppppppppppp and it knocked them over and they......